I took a stab at it.

GB woke up with a start, sweating from a crazy dream. They were searching for Golden Hammer, which was rumored to be located at Cow Farm. Lucky for GB, they had recruited the help of Momoji and Jessweeee as they both had experience sleeping. GB grabbed their trusty bed then tossed Momoji a laptop and Jessweeee a playstation.

Our Blue group of adventurers set off for Cow Farm with a rousing cry of "Cheese it!!" On the way Momoji fell, injuring their Nose. Jessweeee told Momoji they should ride on the Cat that they brought to carry their supplies, but Momoji ate too much Shrimp before they left and was afraid they would get sick. So GB and Jessweeee left Momoji with a TV(Hey, this is a dream, remember?) so they could watch Friends while they waited at The Mall

After a long trek, GB and Jessweeee finally arrived at Cow Farm, which is located in Australia. Upon entering Cow Farm, GB and Jessweeee found themselves in the Kitchen, where Omni was eating a Hot Steak. GB asked Omni where they could find the Golden Hammer. Omni took a drink of their Dr Pepper, Died and pointed to the left. So GB and Jessweeee continued into the next room, where they found Rubah and their pet Moose guarding the Golden Hammer with a phone. GB lept into action at once, crying out "Objection!!" and swinging their bed at Rubah's Nose. And that's when GB awoke. Did they win? Did Momoji ever make it back home? Does Omni's mother know they Died? Now no one will ever know...