It sort-of worked...

BoB woke up with a start, sweating from a crazy dream. They were searching for BoB's Wood, which was rumored to be located at BoB's flat. Lucky for BoB, they had recruited the help of smitten and Jess as they both had experience getting hot'n'heavy in bed. BoB grabbed their trusty sharp-edged piece of paper then tossed smitten a pipe and Jess a dildo.

Our erotic group of adventurers set off for BoB's flat with a rousing cry of "I'm more than OK! I'm Batma... Wait, that's wrong..!" On the way smitten fell, injuring their special place. Jess told smitten they should ride on the jaguar that they brought to carry their supplies, but smitten ate too much salt before they left and was afraid they would get sick. So BoB and Jess left smitten with a TV(Hey, this is a dream, remember?) so they could watch Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight while they waited at the local stinky back alley

After a long trek, BoB and Jess finally arrived at BoB's flat, which is located in Sunderland. Upon entering BoB's flat, BoB and Jess found themselves in the kitchen, where DK was eating a gay Kiwi Burger. BoB asked DK where they could find the BoB's Wood. DK took a drink of their pint of whiskey, arse scratched and pointed to the left. So BoB and Jess continued into the next room, where they found Cid and their pet moose guarding the BoB's Wood with a duck. BoB lept into action at once, crying out "It's on like Donkey Kong!!" and swinging their sharp-edged piece of paper at Cid's left eyebrow. And that's when BoB awoke. Did they win? Did smitten ever make it back home? Does DK's mother know they arse scratched? Now no one will ever know...