Jessweeee♪ woke up with a start, sweating from a crazy dream. They were searching for Excalibur, which was rumored to be located at public restroom. Lucky for Jessweeee♪, they had recruited the help of Dynast-Kid and Kuroshima as they both had experience doing yoga poses. Jessweeee♪ grabbed their trusty canopy bed then tossed Dynast-Kid a yoga mat and Kuroshima a tea light.

Our beeping group of adventurers set off for public restroom with a rousing cry of "Kerpowee!!" On the way Dynast-Kid fell, injuring their leg. Kuroshima told Dynast-Kid they should ride on the peacock that they brought to carry their supplies, but Dynast-Kid ate too much bread sticks before they left and was afraid they would get sick. So Jessweeee♪ and Kuroshima left Dynast-Kid with a TV(Hey, this is a dream, remember?) so they could watch Whose Line is it Anyway? while they waited at dark alley

After a long trek, Jessweeee♪ and Kuroshima finally arrived at public restroom, which is located in Vienna. Upon entering public restroom, Jessweeee♪ and Kuroshima found themselves in the kitchen, where Goldenboko was eating a shiny double bacon cheeseburger with extra cheese and BBQ sauce with a side of extra-large fries. Jessweeee♪ asked Goldenboko where they could find the Excalibur. Goldenboko took a drink of their root beer, gave the middle finger and pointed to the left. So Jessweeee♪ and Kuroshima continued into the next room, where they found Psychotic and their pet zebra guarding the Excalibur with a telephone. Jessweeee♪ lept into action at once, crying out "ROFFLWAFFLE!" and swinging their canopy bed at Psychotic's arm. And that's when Jessweeee♪ awoke. Did they win? Did Dynast-Kid ever make it back home? Does Goldenboko 's mother know they gave the middle finger? Now no one will ever know...
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