More EoFF Madlibs

[Goldenboko]

I would like to congratulate Gobo seven times for making it with the likes of Del Snizz.

I noticed that, I just didn't want to be a vain douchebag and point it out

[Flying Mullet]

...where DK was eating a gay Kiwi Burger.

No surprise here.

[Jessweeee♪]

I took a stab at it.

GB woke up with a start, sweating from a crazy dream. They were searching for Golden Hammer, which was rumored to be located at Cow Farm. Lucky for GB, they had recruited the help of Momoji and Jessweeee as they both had experience sleeping. GB grabbed their trusty bed then tossed Momoji a laptop and Jessweeee a playstation.

Our Blue group of adventurers set off for Cow Farm with a rousing cry of "Cheese it!!" On the way Momoji fell, injuring their Nose. Jessweeee told Momoji they should ride on the Cat that they brought to carry their supplies, but Momoji ate too much Shrimp before they left and was afraid they would get sick. So GB and Jessweeee left Momoji with a TV(Hey, this is a dream, remember?) so they could watch Friends while they waited at The Mall

After a long trek, GB and Jessweeee finally arrived at Cow Farm, which is located in Australia. Upon entering Cow Farm, GB and Jessweeee found themselves in the Kitchen, where Omni was eating a Hot Steak. GB asked Omni where they could find the Golden Hammer. Omni took a drink of their Dr Pepper, Died and pointed to the left. So GB and Jessweeee continued into the next room, where they found Rubah and their pet Moose guarding the Golden Hammer with a phone. GB lept into action at once, crying out "Objection!!" and swinging their bed at Rubah's Nose. And that's when GB awoke. Did they win? Did Momoji ever make it back home? Does Omni's mother know they Died? Now no one will ever know...

How come I didn't get to say Objection!?

[oddler]

The Unknown Guru woke up with a start, sweating from a crazy dream. They were searching for Coolest Thing of all Time AKA a Weedwacker, which was rumored to be located at the internets. Lucky for The Unknown Guru, they had recruited the help of The Captain and The Summoner of Leviathan as they both had experience making things. The Unknown Guru grabbed their trusty royal garments then tossed The Captain a toe of a rat and The Summoner of Leviathan a heart, thrice broken.

Our grumpy group of adventurers set off for the internets with a rousing cry of "Cram it, Proto!" On the way The Captain fell, injuring their right nostril. The Summoner of Leviathan told The Captain they should ride on the flying squirrel that they brought to carry their supplies, but The Captain ate too much corn before they left and was afraid they would get sick. So The Unknown Guru and The Summoner of Leviathan left The Captain with a TV(Hey, this is a dream, remember?) so they could watch Alf while they waited at a witches convention.

After a long trek, The Unknown Guru and The Summoner of Leviathan finally arrived at the internets, which is located in Mordor. Upon entering the internets, The Unknown Guru and The Summoner of Leviathan found themselves in the cellar, where The Man was eating a ludicrously titanic taco. The Unknown Guru asked The Man where they could find the Coolest Thing of all Time AKA a Weedwacker. The Man took a drink of their Fresca, made a gingerbread house and pointed to the left. So The Unknown Guru and The Summoner of Leviathan continued into the next room, where they found The Fonz and their pet field mouse guarding the Coolest Thing of all Time AKA a Weedwacker with a kitty cat. The Unknown Guru lept into action at once, crying out "lol wut!" and swinging their royal garments at The Fonz's wenus. And that's when The Unknown Guru awoke. Did they win? Did The Captain ever make it back home? Does The Man's mother know they made a gingerbread house? Now no one will ever know...

[Lawr]

Sagensyg woke up with a start, sweating from a crazy dream. They were searching for Einlanzer, which was rumored to be located at Neskaya. Lucky for Sagensyg, they had recruited the help of Spammerman and karatehero as they both had experience Eating. Sagensyg grabbed their trusty Tube socks then tossed Spammerman a Baseball bat and karatehero a Candle.

Our \"Whats an adjective?\" group of adventurers set off for Neskaya with a rousing cry of "copy paste DUH!" On the way Spammerman fell, injuring their ear. karatehero told Spammerman they should ride on the Komodo Dragon that they brought to carry their supplies, but Spammerman ate too much Parfait before they left and was afraid they would get sick. So Sagensyg and karatehero left Spammerman with a TV(Hey, this is a dream, remember?) so they could watch Prison Break while they waited at Eyeson

After a long trek, Sagensyg and karatehero finally arrived at Neskaya, which is located in Kentucky. Upon entering Neskaya, Sagensyg and karatehero found themselves in the Attic, where Pureghetto was eating a \"Again, whats an adjective?\" Fried Chicken. Sagensyg asked Pureghetto where they could find the Einlanzer. Pureghetto took a drink of their Milk, lolsasl?-ed and pointed to the left. So Sagensyg and karatehero continued into the next room, where they found kikkim and their pet Leopard guarding the Einlanzer with a Cheese. Sagensyg lept into action at once, crying out "stay essential!" and swinging their Tube socks at kikkim's Neck. And that's when Sagensyg awoke. Did they win? Did Spammerman ever make it back home? Does Pureghetto's mother know they lolsasl?-ed? Now no one will ever know...

I AM LEGEND

[Shiny]

DK woke up with a start, sweating from a crazy dream. They were searching for Magical Wand , which was rumored to be located at Starbucks. Lucky for DK , they had recruited the help of Miriel and Goldenboko as they both had experience doing taxes. DK grabbed their trusty hatchett then tossed Miriel a taco and Goldenboko a lollyipop .

Our that\'s a spicy meatball group of adventurers set off for Starbucks with a rousing cry of "Not there !" On the way Miriel fell, injuring their fist of doom . Goldenboko told Miriel they should ride on the platypus that they brought to carry their supplies, but Miriel ate too much black pudding before they left and was afraid they would get sick. So DK and Goldenboko left Miriel with a TV(Hey, this is a dream, remember?) so they could watch Queer Eye for the Straight Guy while they waited at Little Richard\'s house

After a long trek, DK and Goldenboko finally arrived at Starbucks, which is located in Pantsu . Upon entering Starbucks, DK and Goldenboko found themselves in the bathroom , where Rantzien was eating a foul taco . DK asked Rantzien where they could find the Magical Wand . Rantzien took a drink of their Quin n Tonic , dropped like it\'s hot and pointed to the left. So DK and Goldenboko continued into the next room, where they found Magical Pope and their pet Oprah guarding the Magical Wand with a cowbell . DK lept into action at once, crying out "Oh, you touch my tra la la!" and swinging their hatchett at Magical Pope 's big ass. And that's when DK awoke. Did they win? Did Miriel ever make it back home? Does Rantzien 's mother know they dropped like it\'s hot ? Now no one will ever know...

Some of these are just...wow. xD

[Leen-Leen]

Jessweeee♪ woke up with a start, sweating from a crazy dream. They were searching for Excalibur, which was rumored to be located at public restroom. Lucky for Jessweeee♪, they had recruited the help of Dynast-Kid and Kuroshima as they both had experience doing yoga poses. Jessweeee♪ grabbed their trusty canopy bed then tossed Dynast-Kid a yoga mat and Kuroshima a tea light.

Our beeping group of adventurers set off for public restroom with a rousing cry of "Kerpowee!!" On the way Dynast-Kid fell, injuring their leg. Kuroshima told Dynast-Kid they should ride on the peacock that they brought to carry their supplies, but Dynast-Kid ate too much bread sticks before they left and was afraid they would get sick. So Jessweeee♪ and Kuroshima left Dynast-Kid with a TV(Hey, this is a dream, remember?) so they could watch Whose Line is it Anyway? while they waited at dark alley

After a long trek, Jessweeee♪ and Kuroshima finally arrived at public restroom, which is located in Vienna. Upon entering public restroom, Jessweeee♪ and Kuroshima found themselves in the kitchen, where Goldenboko was eating a shiny double bacon cheeseburger with extra cheese and BBQ sauce with a side of extra-large fries. Jessweeee♪ asked Goldenboko where they could find the Excalibur. Goldenboko took a drink of their root beer, gave the middle finger and pointed to the left. So Jessweeee♪ and Kuroshima continued into the next room, where they found Psychotic and their pet zebra guarding the Excalibur with a telephone. Jessweeee♪ lept into action at once, crying out "ROFFLWAFFLE!" and swinging their canopy bed at Psychotic's arm. And that's when Jessweeee♪ awoke. Did they win? Did Dynast-Kid ever make it back home? Does Goldenboko 's mother know they gave the middle finger? Now no one will ever know...

... o_O

[Lawr]

where Goldenboko was eating a shiny double bacon cheeseburger with extra cheese and BBQ sauce with a side of extra-large fries

Lol

[Goldenboko]

where Goldenboko was eating a shiny double bacon cheeseburger with extra cheese and BBQ sauce with a side of extra-large fries

Lol

I detest BBQ! This must have been a dream!

[Vermachtnis]

How come I didn't get to say Objection!?

Don't blame me, blame the randomization

[The Unknown Guru]

...The Unknown Guru, master of all forum denizens...

The Unknown Guru grabbed their trusty royal garments...

lol wut?

I'm flattered. Thanks.

[Blue Harvest]

Peegee woke up with a start, sweating from a crazy dream. They were searching for orgasm, which was rumored to be located at Blue Harvest\'s bed. Lucky for Peegee, they had recruited the help of Akaria and Rye as they both had experience fapping. Peegee grabbed their trusty baseball bat then tossed Akaria a rifle and Rye a dildo.
Our huge group of adventurers set off for Blue Harvest\'s bed with a rousing cry of "Welcome to my barbeque!!" On the way Akaria fell, injuring their brain. Rye told Akaria they should ride on the frickin\' sharks with frickin\' lazerbeams attatched to their frickin\' heads that they brought to carry their supplies, but Akaria ate too much marijuana before they left and was afraid they would get sick. So Peegee and Rye left Akaria with a TV(Hey, this is a dream, remember?) so they could watch Scrubs while they waited at Burger King
After a long trek, Peegee and Rye finally arrived at Blue Harvest\'s bed, which is located in a whale\'s vagina. Upon entering Blue Harvest\'s bed, Peegee and Rye found themselves in the bedroom, where Aerith\'s Knight was eating a cold pizza. Peegee asked Aerith\'s Knight where they could find the orgasm. Aerith\'s Knight took a drink of their beer, vomited and pointed to the left. So Peegee and Rye continued into the next room, where they found Cap\'n Maxx and their pet evil closet monkey guarding the orgasm with a sword. Peegee lept into action at once, crying out "*sexors*!" and swinging their baseball bat at Cap\'n Maxx's penis. And that's when Peegee awoke. Did they win? Did Akaria ever make it back home? Does Aerith\'s Knight's mother know they vomited? Now no one will ever know...