WHERE do those polar bears get all that Coke?

[Peegee]

That white stuff aint snow....

It's ice.

[rubah]

polar bear populations dropped drastically in the mid-80's and leading ecologists link it almost exclusively to the new coke fiasco

of course! it makes so much sense. . .

[Avarice-ness]

The cans were originally baby seals. Lucasfilm later went in and changed the mangled baby seals to Coke cans.

One of the comercials a few years ago actually have baby seals giving coke to the baby polar bears.

[Meow]

the bears got hella cavities

[crono_logical]

Coke is one of the by-products from producing iron

[Monkey4Soul]

Blacks.

Yeah right behind Black's Hardware, there's a white guy selling it.

You. Win.