I went to an Arsenal game last week, and every time I see Theo Walcott I'm reminded that he's two months younger than me and that it's only a matter of time before the rest of the team are too. It was even worse to go to see the reserves and realise that I'm a full year and a half older than Havard Nordtveit. I'll have to start calling them "lads" soon, and that's the beginning of the end.