A womans place is in the Kitchen

[NeoCracker]

Now now, before you start claiming I'm a sexist, hear me out.

I have been in this world for over 20 years, and I have come to learn something.

Men are typically far better cooks then women. That leads me to wonder, why is it that Women are the ones cast into the kitchen if men are obviously superior in that area?

Then it dawned on me, men are a generous creature. They heard the womens cries for equality, and decided what better way to make them equal, then to bring them up to par?

So by tossing all the women in the kitchen, we are training them to be equal with the men.

Discuss.

[Rye]

Devil Man, is that you?

[Vermachtnis]

But, I fail in the kitchen.

[Old Manus]

Soon we'll be doing something really crazy, like giving them the vote.

[41-Inches-Wide]

Men are generally useless except when I need them to open cans and bottles.

[NeoCracker]

Oh, we guys go through all this trouble to make you feel equal, and then you have to talk down on us?

Thats it, no more hugs for you.

[KoShiatar]

You should see me and boyfriend in the kitchen before claiming than men are better cooks than women.

[NeoCracker]

It's not an absolute statement. There are freaks of nature out there.

You, however, are proof that our generosity pays off.

[Bahamut2000X]

Actually I'm inclined to agree with Neo here. Maybe it's just a crazy Ohio thing, but I can't name 1 good female cook that I've ever seen in my entire life. My sister burns everything and my mom carbonizes it. When they were both in relationships the guys were the better cooks. My dad cooks, my brother cooks, every girl I know doesn't cook but their boyfriends do. Maybe it's just an Ohio thing, but here it seems to be true.

[Araciel]

Men are more often chefs, but the trade of being a chef is one of more aggression and leadership. While I'm not claiming that women are incapable of such aspirations, they are generally less apt to pursue such.

The average man has no real grasp of kitchen work, since they were no doubt taken care of by their mother/other family member, then eventually are a bachelor (eating KD or restaurant food) before meeting a permanent mate, who GENERALLY takes on the domestic roles of their mother.

While I'm not saying this is right, or by any means the way it will always be, it still seems to be the norm RIGHT NOW.

Girls aren't forced into home-ec anymore, and are told they can 'be whatever they want', so this is now changing...and many females are just as useless in the kitchen as a male.

That being said, I'm awesome in the kitchen.

[Psychotic]

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes LOL

[Rye]

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes LOL

i dunno e-pal, wat?

[Araciel]

She should have listened the first time...

[Psychotic]

Nothing, you already told her twice. Ha ha ha women are inferior!

[Marshall Banana]

Every night my future husband better make cream cheese brownies for me in his strawberry apron.