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Every night my future husband better make cream cheese brownies for me in his strawberry apron.
Every night, my future husband is going to make me a strawberry and cream shake. Get one cup stawberry ice cream! One vanilla ice cream... one cup of ice!
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Open this bottle, Cracker!
*Bows head in shame as he opens the bottle*