A womans place is in the Kitchen

[NeoCracker]

I still don't believe you.

[Takara]

I'm having my periods, I can send you a used tampon if you want proof.

[NeoCracker]

Could be your mothers for all I know.

[rubah]

oh cracker's collecting used sanitary items? I'll have one in the mail tomorrow.

[Shlup]

What?

So you'd rather we kick you women out of the kitchen?

It's cute that you think it's up to you or your kind.

[Citizen Bleys]

It's scientifically proven that every woman's first word has something to do with cooking or food in general. They and the kitchen are destined to be together!

Funny; I have a female cousin whose first word was "s---"

Mind you, that was my fault, but still. "S---" definitely doesn't have anything to do with food or cooking...unless there's something very wrong with you.

[rubah]

oh mine was 'dada' which does relate to cooking because my dad cooks. HAH

[Raistlin]

It's cute that you think it's up to you or your kind.

I need a sammich.

Some of my sexist jokes are probably not appropriate for EoFF.

[Peegee]

It's cute that you think it's up to you or your kind.

I need a sammich.

Some of my sexist jokes are probably not appropriate for EoFF. :(

It's EoFF. Just use lots of euphemisms.

[Jojee]

I don't want equality then I suck at cooking and I'm okay with staying that way!

[Deborah]

Hmm I cook a lot although I'm the only one whos does in my household...unless you count my dad making waffles and hot dogs when I was little! This thread makes me mad though! Bah dummy boys! :jinx:

[41-Inches-Wide]

Cracker should cook for me.

[rubah]

can you ship sanitary napkins via media mail?

[CloudDragon]

It's cute that you think it's up to you or your kind.

I need a sammich.

Some of my sexist jokes are probably not appropriate for EoFF.

Let's hear'em! *cheers*

I know where they would be appropriate.

[NeoCracker]

Cracker should cook for me.

The only things I'm capable of cooking without ruining it are things that say "Instant" or "One minute" on the package.