genie in a bottle. >;o

[Caraliz]

if you encountered a genie, who would it be, how many wishes would you get, and what would you wish for?

i would probably be walking down a desert (this is where all of my genie stories start anyhow) and it would be peegee the genie dressed up in fluffy pink pants and one of those awesome hats with feathers and he would be like "hey sup i'm chinese" and i'd be like "yep" and we'd go clubbing. i would wish for not having to worry about money anymore, because it does worry me. but that's about it. also for o_O to give my boyfriend a lapdance. and peegee would grant me unlimited wishes 'cos he loves me.

so eoff, let loose your genie stories.

[Flying Mullet]

I think the "No wishing for more wishes" rule has to be in effect for this to be any fun.

[Polaris]

Hm I would need 3

- Have my mastership
- Be happy with the man of my life
- A country home for my parents when they retire ^^

Should be enough

[Nominus Experse]

I would wish for an endless supply of money.

Money can literally buy one anything.

[Caraliz]

I think the "No wishing for more wishes" rule has to be in effect for this to be any fun.

okay assume it is and let loose mullet. let loose your genie fantasy. bwOooOoOoOoOo.

[Rantz]

Regis would be my genie and he would only grant me one wish but with three lifelines to help me pick the wish.

[Flying Mullet]

I think the "No wishing for more wishes" rule has to be in effect for this to be any fun.

okay assume it is and let loose mullet. let loose your genie fantasy. bwOooOoOoOoOo.

Okay:

I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala

I wish I was like six-foot-nine
So I could get with Leoshi
Cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine
You know I see her all the time
Everywhere I go, and even in my dreams
I can scheme of ways to make her mine
Cause I know she's livin phat
Her boyfriend's tall and he plays ball
So how am I gonna compete with that
'Cause when it comes to playing basketball
I'm always last to be picked
And in some cases never picked at all
So I just lean upon the wall
Or sit up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls
Who came to watch their men ball
Dag y'all! I never understood
Why the jocks get the fly girls
And me I get the hood rats
I tell 'em scat, skittle, skibobble
Got hit with a bottle
And put in the hospital, for talkin' that mess
I confess it's a shame when you livin' in a city
That's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
Glad I came to my senses
Like quick-quick got sick-sick to my stomach
Overcome with my thoughts of me and her together
Right?
So when I asked her out she said I wasn't her type

I wish I had a brand-new car
So far, I got this hatchback
And everywhere I go, yo I gets laughed at
And when I'm in my car I'm laid back
I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat
But that's flat
And do you really wanna know what's really wack, What
See I can't even get a date
So, what do you think of that?
I heard that prom night is the bomb night
With a hood rat you can hold tight
But really tho' on figuero
When I'm in my car I can't even get a hello
Well so many people wanna cruise Crenshaw on Sunday
Well then I'm gonna have to get in my car and go
You know I take the 110 to the 105
Get off on Crenshaw tell my homies look alive
Cause it's hard to survive
Livin' in a concrete jungle and
These girls just keep passin' me by
She looks fly, she looks fly
Makes me say my, my, my

I wish I was a little bit taller...
I wish I was a baller...
I wish I was a little bit taller y'all
I wish I was a baller

Hey, I wish I had my way
'Cause everyday would be a Friday
You could even speed on the highway
I would play ghetto games
Name my kids ghetto names
Little Mookie, big Al, Lorraine
Yo you know that's on the real
So if you're down on your luck
Then you should know just how I feel
Cause if you don't want me around
See I go simple, I go easy, I go greyhound
Hey, you, what's that sound?
Everybody look what's going down
Ahhhh, yes, ain't that fresh?
Everybody wants to get down like that

I wish, I wish, I wish...

[NeoCracker]

I wish Mullet would learn to STFU!

And the Genie who would grant that wish is me.

Cause I'm a bad ass Genie capable of granting my own wishes.

[Sergeant Hartman]

All I had to do was google 'I wish' lyrics

[Roogle]

At the age of twenty three, I will walk across the beach in a small city somewhere. Is it California? Is it Texas? I catch sight of something in the corner of my eye, and I walk over to it and kneel to find a bottle with a message in it.

I wonder about what the message might contain, and I open it, and it reads, "You, who dwell within the ramparts of the earthly realm . . ."

I wish that I understood what it meant. The answer comes to me in a flash, as if someone simply whispered the answer into my ear a little while ago. I wish I understood what that meant. The answer comes to me in a flash again, and I realize that any question that I think of is given in a short, concise answer. I spend several minutes thinking of common questions and minutes turn to hours, hours turn to days, and my life has changed dramatically. I, being fond of monetary wealth, asked myself if I could win the lottery. The results are not instant. I decide to make large amounts of moneys using my newfound knowledge. I look into getting a larger house and a better car. I look into getting everything I want.

One day, I woke from my luxurious bed and asked myself if it was all a dream...

[Dolentrean]

Who knows how I would find it? I don’t know where Genies hang out, if I did I would chill there all the time. But as for my wishes…

1. I wish I knew what I truly wanted to wish for.
2. I would then wish for whatever number one was.
3. I would wish to have a good and happy life.

[Flying Mullet]

I wish Mullet would learn to STFU!

And the Genie who would grant that wish is me.

Cause I'm a bad ass Genie capable of granting my own wishes.

You know you love my random ramblings. This old man's senility is your weakness.

[NeoCracker]

No sir, I don't like them. <3

[Dolentrean]

I wish NeoCracker and Flying Mullet would just get along

Wait... Did I just waist my wish?

[NeoCracker]

Indeed you did dole.

Indeed you did.