Anyways, when you're left home alone, what do you normally do?

burp, scratch in inappropriate places and do everything pretty much the same.

Do you eat food in places you're told not to eat?

Im not told.. but i eat near my pc, yes.

Do you clean?

once every week.

Do you take over other peoples stuff?

like what? the couch?

Do you dance around your house singing and dancing?

I'll leave that to the metrosexuals.. singing with music is possible on occasions.