Anyways, when you're left home alone, what do you normally do?
Private things that most would consider lewd and bizarre.

Do you eat food in places you're told not to eat?
I live in America. Land of the Free, Home of the Brave. I eat wherever I damn well want to.

Do you clean?
Sometimes, when the mood strikes me. Which is not that often.

Do you take over other peoples stuff?
No, that is rude and I yell at people when they even look at my stuff. I'm not contradictory.

Do you dance around your house singing and dancing?
I love to Sing-a, Bout the Moon-a and the June-a and the Spring-a