Girls have it easy in this one. Ain't nothing getting into that hole with me. And I don't think I could get it up for a guy, nor would I want to stick my penis up someone's butt.

I have too much pride/dignity to sell myself in that way, even for that amount. I'm confident I'll have an okay life without having craploads of money and being "that straight guy who took it in the arse for cash" worldwide.

There are certain things that I feel would torment me for the rest of my life, mentally. This would be one.