IF you are going to take the view that there's an objective morality you had better justify it before you rampantly call people dumb for not agreeing with you (which is what it comes down to).

Would I take one in the A for 10 million dollars? Thankfully I'll never have to make that decision. I know a few people (male and female heteros) who wouldn't have anything to do with the anus, and I'd be surprised if they had an immediate 'No' answer.