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    Volgin likes to beat on women.
    Is Tifa his new pet? Or can she beat him?

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    Who's Colonel Volgin?
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    Volgin is also gay, keep that in mind.

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    How about you state who YOU think would win first, so we can just reluctantly acquiesce and avoid you getting all bent out of shape when someone disagrees with you?

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    Volgin is a pussy. Boss vs Tifa!

    @Mullet: He's a primary antagonist in Metal Gear Solid 3. And he's lame.

    EDIT: Seriously, no poll!?
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    Thanks Alucard.

    If this thread doesn't get some meat to it soon, I'm going to close it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flying Mullet View Post
    Who's Colonel Volgin?
    Apperently he's a boss from Metal Gear Solid three. (Thank you google search. )

    Given the fract MGS3 characters don't seem to be super human compared to other games, (Not AS super human that is), Tifa wins hands down.

    Edit: Damn, I got beated by an edit.

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    Volgin managed to control Metal Gear (stfu, it's a Metal Gear) by yanking on some cables and blasting electricity into it from his own body.

    Volgin ftw.

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    How about you state who YOU think would win first, so we can just reluctantly acquiesce and avoid you getting all bent out of shape when someone disagrees with you?
    Now now. I am all for debate if knowledge is obtained in it.
    I only get bent out of shape if you will if people say the same old facts and nothing is gained and it's clear people are just arguing for the sake of argument. There's no point in such waste.

    But since you asked kinda nicely: I say Volgin wins.

    Reasons:

    Tifa has the definite speed and skill edge. Volgin is strong but still a brawler. See his little torturing of Naked Snake:
    YouTube - Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater - Greasy Freebooter

    However, Volgin has the strength, toughness and suerpowers edge.

    For strength:
    YouTube - Volgin Shagohod Boss Battle

    That armor wasn't even dented by C3 and RPG rounds. Volgin punched through it easily.

    For superpowers, Volgin has 10,000,000 volts of electricity in his body. He has a forcefield he can raise to protect himself as well as shoot lightning. Plus his bullet trick:
    YouTube - Volgin Firing Bullets

    For toughness, see the Strength video...he was hit by lightning after being blasted by an RPG-7 and he didn't even fall down. It took well over 20 rounds of ammo exploding inot his body to kill him.

    So, with his superior strength and the fact Tifa never showed she could dodge or deflect bullets like Cloud, I think Volgin would win. And then Tifa ends up like EVA...I hope she likes it that way.

    Volgin is also gay, keep that in mind.
    Someone doesn't remember Volgin taking EVA/Tanya to his room multiple times.

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    Tifa got her ass kicked by a wrist-mounted stun gun. What would she do against Volgin's bazillion volts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raebus View Post
    Volgin is also gay, keep that in mind.
    He's bi, actually - and a sadist to boot.

    Volgin's bloody strong, and a huge guy as well. He's an experienced and capable fighter, with or without weapons. Oh, and there's his body's natural ten million volt electrical current.

    However, Tifa's got martial arts skill and physical endurance that are, in our world's terms, supernatural. She's a lot smaller and faster than Volgin, so she could evade his blows pretty well. Big Boss was able to take Volgin down, and he could even do it with non-lethal means if he wanted, so I reckon Tifa would be able to as well. Although Big Boss got utterly demolished during his first face-to-face confrontation with Volgin, it needs to be borne in mind that Tifa was part of the team that took down a man who was on his way to Godhood. She can go up, empty-handed, against superhuman soldiers (Deepground) armed with machine guns and come out on top.

    Things would get a bit hairy when Volgin starts firing volleys of bullets in random directions by superheating them, though.

    If Tifa had materia on hand, she could take out the fight pretty quickly with Leviathan, Aqualung, Bolt, Ramuh, or Trine.
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    Tifa has tits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bolivar View Post
    Tifa has tits.
    Best argument yet.

    Nah seriously, that was a good post Big D.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big D View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Raebus View Post
    Volgin is also gay, keep that in mind.
    He's bi, actually - and a sadist to boot.

    Volgin's bloody strong, and a huge guy as well. He's an experienced and capable fighter, with or without weapons. Oh, and there's his body's natural ten million volt electrical current.

    However, Tifa's got martial arts skill and physical endurance that are, in our world's terms, supernatural. She a lot smaller and faster than Volgin, so she could evade his blows pretty well. Big Boss was able to take Volgin down, and he could even do it with non-lethal means if he wanted, so I reckon Tifa would be able to as well. Although Big Boss got utterly demolished during his first face-to-face confrontation with Volgin, it needs to be borne in mind that Tifa was part of the team that took down a man who was on his way to Godhood. She can go up, empty-handed, against superhuman soldiers armed with machine guns and come out on top.

    Things would get a bit hairy when Volgin starts firing volleys of bullets in random directions by superheating them, though.

    If Tifa had materia on hand, she could take out the fight pretty quickly with Leviathan, Aqualung, Bolt, Ramuh, or Trine.
    Big D sums up my opinions once again.

    If Tifa has the right materia, it's game over for Volgin.

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