genie in a bottle. >;o

[Quindiana Jones]

Genie: Mullet.

Wishes: 1,000,001.

I won't list them all here.


Seriously though, I'd wish for immortality and invincibility, without aging. I'd stop aging in my late twenties, I reckon. I don't mind going through countless lost loved ones if it means I get to see and do and learn everything. That would be my only real wish. After that, I'd just go for having the right amount of money in the quickest method of payment whenever I wanted to buy stuff (which means I can buy things on the internet too!).