genie in a bottle. >;o

[Aerith's Knight]

Id just wish for the corny stuff.. yaknow, world peace, no more hunger, a month on a deserted island with a beautiful woman and a higher endurance for day long activities, etc.

[Mirage]

Aeris' knight is a minute man?!

[Aerith's Knight]

no.. but after an hour of 3 i get tired.. cant help it.

[Leen-Leen]

I'd wish for ... a million more wishes!

But assuming I can't do that, I guess I'd just wish to just be honest-to-goodness happy.

[Jessweeee♪]

Genies always get you! You wish for a car? It'll come four years from now. You wishing for something to eat? It'll be too hot for you to hold. You wish for a plate to put the food on? The plate will fall from the sky and break.

That's true

I would just run away from the genie, then. RUN. Don't wish the genie away, that's no good. RUN. AWAY.

[Blue Harvest]

If you wish for more than three wishes you're just greedy


I only need two, which would be as follows:


~£1,000,000. That way I don't need additional wishes for a ps3, Wii and 360. Plus I could then afford to go to america
~My own place, with at least three bedrooms so I could invite my two best friends to live with me


The genie would be Peegee, because he'd fit the role so well.

[Iceglow]

Well my genie would probably be Agrias because she's crazy enough to fit the bill of someone cooped up in a tiny jar/lamp/pot for millenia not to mention we want our genies to be cute

My 3 wishes assuming I am as I am now, well:

1) to have all the money I could ever need and for it to be untaxable.
2) for my body to be perfectly fit and healthy with all signs of any disease or malformities or imperfections (such as bad skin) to be eradicated/repaired and for it to be toned and defined never to gain weight or get sick again.
3) Invunerability and Immortality without ageing.

those my friends are full of win; wish 1) means I will never want for anything no matter the financial market, wish 2) means I will never get fat or ill no matter what I eat and I will be able to never get ill thus surviving any new diseases our genes cannot handle also I will never be a carrier for anything either. (it would also repair my jaw and sort my skin which doesn't seem to know if it wants to be dry or not at times) and finally wish 3) well whilst living forever might get boring for some people I'd love to be able to say "I was there for the end of the world" or "I was there for this, that and the other"

[duckie]

My Genie would be that chick from that show "I Dream of Genie". why, I don't know. And I would ask for all the hunger in the world to go away. And for gas prices to go down, sheesh!

[Aerith's Knight]

If my genie was a hot chick I'd know what I'd wish for.

[escobert]

At the age of twenty three, I will walk across the beach in a small city somewhere. Is it California? Is it Texas? I catch sight of something in the corner of my eye, and I walk over to it and kneel to find a bottle with a message in it.

I wonder about what the message might contain, and I open it, and it reads, "You, who dwell within the ramparts of the earthly realm . . ."

I wish that I understood what it meant. The answer comes to me in a flash, as if someone simply whispered the answer into my ear a little while ago. I wish I understood what that meant. The answer comes to me in a flash again, and I realize that any question that I think of is given in a short, concise answer. I spend several minutes thinking of common questions and minutes turn to hours, hours turn to days, and my life has changed dramatically. I, being fond of monetary wealth, asked myself if I could win the lottery. The results are not instant. I decide to make large amounts of moneys using my newfound knowledge. I look into getting a larger house and a better car. I look into getting everything I want.

One day, I woke from my luxurious bed and asked myself if it was all a dream...

I'm sure you wrote something wonderful but, I cba to read it.

I would wish to be arsed to read things.

[Randgris]

I would wish for world peace...
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Nah who cares about world peace? Show me the money baby!! ($_$) and grant me immortality. Die you pathetic mortals.

[Momiji]

Hmmmm.... I'd only need two wishes.

Mind control and the ability to fly. Then I'd enslave the human race.

[Little Al]

Simple really, nothing big:

1. To play Fire Emblem VI whenever I want. (I'm trying to write the supports down in that game, and I haven't gotten down the Ilia route.)

2. To get good grades the majority of the time in high school

3. For my PCs to NEVER break on me.

[SuperMillionaire]

Regis would be my genie and he would only grant me one wish but with three lifelines to help me pick the wish.

Is that your final answer?

[Proxy]

I think the "No wishing for more wishes" rule has to be in effect for this to be any fun.

okay assume it is and let loose mullet. let loose your genie fantasy. bwOooOoOoOoOo.

Okay:

I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala

I wish I was like six-foot-nine
So I could get with Leoshi
Cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine
You know I see her all the time
Everywhere I go, and even in my dreams
I can scheme of ways to make her mine
Cause I know she's livin phat
Her boyfriend's tall and he plays ball
So how am I gonna compete with that
'Cause when it comes to playing basketball
I'm always last to be picked
And in some cases never picked at all
So I just lean upon the wall
Or sit up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls
Who came to watch their men ball
Dag y'all! I never understood
Why the jocks get the fly girls
And me I get the hood rats
I tell 'em scat, skittle, skibobble
Got hit with a bottle
And put in the hospital, for talkin' that mess
I confess it's a shame when you livin' in a city
That's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
Glad I came to my senses
Like quick-quick got sick-sick to my stomach
Overcome with my thoughts of me and her together
Right?
So when I asked her out she said I wasn't her type

I wish I had a brand-new car
So far, I got this hatchback
And everywhere I go, yo I gets laughed at
And when I'm in my car I'm laid back
I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat
But that's flat
And do you really wanna know what's really wack, What
See I can't even get a date
So, what do you think of that?
I heard that prom night is the bomb night
With a hood rat you can hold tight
But really tho' on figuero
When I'm in my car I can't even get a hello
Well so many people wanna cruise Crenshaw on Sunday
Well then I'm gonna have to get in my car and go
You know I take the 110 to the 105
Get off on Crenshaw tell my homies look alive
Cause it's hard to survive
Livin' in a concrete jungle and
These girls just keep passin' me by
She looks fly, she looks fly
Makes me say my, my, my

I wish I was a little bit taller...
I wish I was a baller...
I wish I was a little bit taller y'all
I wish I was a baller

Hey, I wish I had my way
'Cause everyday would be a Friday
You could even speed on the highway
I would play ghetto games
Name my kids ghetto names
Little Mookie, big Al, Lorraine
Yo you know that's on the real
So if you're down on your luck
Then you should know just how I feel
Cause if you don't want me around
See I go simple, I go easy, I go greyhound
Hey, you, what's that sound?
Everybody look what's going down
Ahhhh, yes, ain't that fresh?
Everybody wants to get down like that

I wish, I wish, I wish...

Sweet honey covered jesus! That's the funniest smurfing thing i've seen here. Ever.

Endless money. That'd be mine.