Know your place.
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I love dancing and singing like an idiot. I usually only do it in clubs/bars when drunk, but I've found myself dancing and singing along to the radio in my car.
A rule I wish everybody would follow is INDICATE. People who don't indicate whilst driving really piss me off. It's a major pet peeve for me.
I'm too old for parties. That are they don't think I'm cool enough.
When I was at uni me and my friends had a dance off with some dance students. We were horribly drunk and all we did was stupid variations of the robot.
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!