I'd like to have a house with a garden that I could do with what I wanted. Naturally I'd hope it'd go somewhat better than when Top Gear did some gardening, but I do agree with Clarkson that every garden needs a water feature. My mother has always had a stranglehold over how our garden is done at home so I've never had any input bar when she insisted in taking the front lawn up to put some pebbles down instead, which I didn't like; despite me offering to cut the grass myself if she'd keep it.