Captain Maxx FTW.
If a tree falls in a forest with no one to hear, does it make a sound?
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What is the fundamental flaw in human nature? Pride - or greed?
Ignorance

Are men naturally polygamous?
No, or else that would be the biggest excuse to become Mormon
Are women naturally competitive with other women?
Seems like it to me. . .

Is the human race essentially good?
No, we are born neutral

“If all the world’s a stage and we are merely players…” what game are we playing?
Tomb Raider

Have you been accused of being a genius?
Yes

In a society where everyone is “entitled to their opinion”, what place is there for Right and Wrong?
Whatever the majority says

Descartes said “I think therefore I am”, how can one prove to themselves that another person exists beyond their imagination?
Adolescents are not capable of abstract thinking. You know how hard it is for me to post in Eyes on Eachother?

If it was never illegal, would you have killed someone by now?
I don't and didn't have any reason

Does everything in the world have an opposite? If no, give an example.
I don't think so. My example? The number zero

How do you define personal honor?
I don't know

How will you prove that genuine love exists?
I could give you a list of married couples?

Will humankind annihilate itself eventually?
The Earth doesn't have that much time

Given infinity, will all that is possible eventually happen?
No
Is it better to be uncertain about something forever, or know the truth and be very hurt through all your life?
Metal Gear Solid: Snake Eater

If you saw a yellow ball but everyone told you it was purple, who would you believe? If no, what would you do to prove your side?
I would think that I was color blind, seeing as how males are more likely

Is education the filling of a pail, or the lighting of a fire?
It's like reading a book.

What would you be willing to do to survive?
I haven't thought about that before

Is a lie a lie, if everybody knows it is?
Yeah, duh.

Imagine yourself experiencing a car accident. What happens and how does everything look like after the accident?
I fly out the window and drift down a river. Scientists find me and splice my genes, giving my super powers.
Do you ever wonder if you’re already dead and this is just your life flashing before your eyes?
Something similar.

Should the conservative Christian husband of an atheist woman allow her to have an abortion if there’s a chance the kid might grow up and turn into a gay Mormon?
The husband should have known what he was getting in to. He should let his wife do whatever she wants. That's what I think.