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    Just to clarify incase this wasn't made apparent by my blatant egregious manner, I WAS SMURFING JOKING. It's ridiculous that you people take anything I say in General Chat seriously, but it's like the whole ordeal has clung onto me like a damned lamprey eel or something. I can't even believe that I of all people have to explain this, but I was KIDDING. Having a laugh, a chortle, making fun etc. etc. etc.
    There is no signature here. Move along.

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    Sand in a few vagina's, obviously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raebus View Post
    Sand in a few vagina's, obviously.
    OMG lol

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    Hmm... I think I'll give the Thread Starter some advice here.

    I don't really know your girlfriend, but I think that of all things, she'd appreciate an apology. However, because she has simply stopped speaking with you and didn't give any clues as to why, I have this gut feeling she's going to say "Huh? What are you talking about?" if you say something along the lines of "I'm sorry I said ...". So, what you must do is try to come into contact with her, and be your usual self, minus wanting to have sex with other girls. If she considers it to be an issue, then she will bring it up, and then you can apologize.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raebus View Post
    Sand in a few vagina's, obviously.
    This post is precisely why we need more 'serious' threads in GC.
    I like Kung-Fu.

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    Take it to the serious section if you want serious threads.

    Also, I'm laughing at anyone who took what I said seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by edczxcvbnm View Post
    That's what you think! You're wrong Guys have sex-egos the size of... ('"your penis, dear") I dunno, something really big. I guarantee that if a chick tells her bf
    - I don't find you that sexy
    - Your penis isn't that big
    Or something to that effect they'll <i>probably</i> emo out.
    I'd say the only error there is the word 'probably'. That sort of thing for for seriously upset a guy. Hardcore.

    Quote Originally Posted by Spuuky View Post
    Maxx Power is right. If you think the guys you know aren't lying constantly, that means they are better at lying constantly than guys who you think do lie constantly. I am being completely serious stupid.
    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Maxx Power View Post
    Just to clarify incase this wasn't made apparent by my blatant egregious manner, I WAS SMURFING JOKING. It's ridiculous that you people take anything I say in General Chat seriously, but it's like the whole ordeal has clung onto me like a damned lamprey eel or something. I can't even believe that I of all people have to explain this, but I was KIDDING. Having a laugh, a chortle, making fun etc. etc. etc.
    Maxx Power has UNLEASHED THE smurfING FURY OH NO HIDE!!

    (SPOILER)You can't write off everything you ever say that people dislike as "It was a joke guys lighten up!". If this sort of thing happens and it genuinely is a joke then, well, truth tellings thymes - you're not very good at joking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raebus View Post
    Take it to the serious section if you want serious threads.

    Also, I'm laughing at anyone who took what I said seriously.
    Taking it seriously makes it fun though.
    I like Kung-Fu.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DMKA View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Raebus View Post
    Take it to the serious section if you want serious threads.

    Also, I'm laughing at anyone who took what I said seriously.
    Taking it seriously makes it fun though.
    But then the person asking for help never gets help! D:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kentarou View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Raebus View Post
    Take it to the serious section if you want serious threads.

    Also, I'm laughing at anyone who took what I said seriously.
    Taking it seriously makes it fun though.
    But then the person asking for help never gets help! D:
    Not to be a bitch, but that's why EoEO exists.
    I like Kung-Fu.

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    This is why committed relationships suck! As if your girlfriend doesn't look at other men and become attracted to them.

    You wait your girlfriend out and see if she's the type that won't ever let you even look at other women. If she breaks up with you because (essentially) you're not gay (and not the better reason that you broke the (supposedly) explicit verbal contract of fidelity), I personally think you've dodged a bullet.

    I would never apologize for being straight and finding attractive women attractive. For the females about to tear me a new orifice, if we swapped genders and a guy comes in here telling how his girlfriend was like 'he's so hunky I wish he and I had a tryst before we met', how would you tell us to react?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DMKA View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Kentarou View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Raebus View Post
    Take it to the serious section if you want serious threads.

    Also, I'm laughing at anyone who took what I said seriously.
    Taking it seriously makes it fun though.
    But then the person asking for help never gets help! D:
    Not to be a bitch, but that's why EoEO exists.
    No, EoEO is for taking things seriously.

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    shouldnt that guy be on the toilet? He looks like he's pushing out a big one.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kentarou View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DMKA View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Kentarou View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Raebus View Post
    Take it to the serious section if you want serious threads.

    Also, I'm laughing at anyone who took what I said seriously.
    Taking it seriously makes it fun though. :love:
    But then the person asking for help never gets help! D:
    Not to be a bitch, but that's why EoEO exists.
    No, EoEO is for taking things seriously. :p
    I'm being super cereally you guys.

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