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    Default I think I pissed my girlfriend off.

    Girlfriend: You used to have a thing for Sarah, right?
    Me: Yeah.
    Girlfriend: Did you ever... you know...
    Me: Have sex with her? Never did, sadly.
    Girlfriend: What do you mean, 'sadly'?
    Me: Well, she is pretty. It would've been nice if I did her before we started going out.

    Yeah, she hasn't talked to me for three days. I don't get it. I think I was just being honest, why should she get mad because I admit that I think a girl's pretty? It's not like I said I'm interested in the girl right now.

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    Brutally honest, yes. Girls are a complicated species and there's no way to begin to comprehend them. But you shouldn't have said that.

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    For a relationship to work out on both ends, you have to lie nonstop to each other.


    Thought everyone knew this.

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    For future reference... your girlfriend has to be #1. Period. No one else exists.
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    other girls can exist, but only if they are vastly inferior so taht they're practically boys.

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    3 days is a long time for something like that. Doesn't mean you didn't mess up, cause you did!

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    I'd feel jealous, if I was her. :snowgirl:

    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Casey View Post
    Me: Well, she is pretty. It would've been nice if I did her before we started going out.
    Also, that's shallow. :snowman:

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    you said you regret not sleeping with another woman thats where you smurfed up. you made her feel that your sorry you hooked up with her.

    i dont know how you can fix this cuz your pretty damn screwed
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    try and say it was a joke or something. maybe she'll believe it. idk, i'm just saying.
    warning: i am NOT funny.

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    Thanks for the thoughts, everyone.

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    you said you regret not sleeping with another woman thats where you smurfed up. you made her feel that your sorry you hooked up with her.
    I did? Whoa, I didn't even think of that. That's not what I was implying. I don't regret getting together and I never will, I just think it would have been nice if I'd gotten some Sarah action before doing so.

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    When talking to a girl remember one rule:

    They are dumb and incredibly irrational.

    If something can be taken the wrong way, they will take it that way almost instantly. It is actually quite amazing.

    And before the female and "sensitive" males of the forum start in with their bashing, guys are dumb too. Everyone is dumb. So shut up.

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    i know what you mean man. as a dude im fully for bitching you out cuz you didn't tap sarah. but from the womans perspective it is a great insult and i have no idea how you can fix it
    I like chocolate!! No matter what flavor you get, you can always taste the broken dreams!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Casey View Post
    Girlfriend: What do you mean, 'sadly'?
    Me: Well, she is pretty. It would've been nice if I did her before we started going out.
    The correct answer would've been, "If I had actually been going out with Sarah, I would've regretted never being intimate with her. But since you and I have each other, there's nothing to be sad about in the least, and Sarah never crosses my mind."

    Thinking about what you said before... to your girlfriend, it would've sounded like you were saying, "I'm sad that I'm going out with you, because I'd rather be having sex with Sarah. At this very minute."

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    Yeah. You don't tell your current girlfriend you wish you could've banged that hot chick you had a crush on before you started dating. Not good.

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    I'm really freaking easy-going in terms of relationships, like for example, how we're always talking about seeing hot boys and girls, and cute celebrities and EoFFers (Jowy~), and not really caring if my boyfriend kissed other boys if he wanted to try it. But I think even I'd be kind of hurt by what you said! So that says something!


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