Quote Originally Posted by Roto13 View Post
All foas a emotional psychos. They're all the same. You have to lie to them constantly or they'll burst into flames.

I wish I had a foa....
I don't need a foa. I have my own hand, and I sit on it until it's numb and... er... I mean, I totally sex them up unemotionally, and then leave them. I'm totally a internet cruisin' heart breaker. Really. Who needs a foa? I'm too good for one.