ORIGINAL THREAD IDEA: You used to have a thing for UNORIGINAL THREAD IDEA, right?
Me: Yeah.
ORIGINAL THREAD IDEA: Did you ever... you know...
Me: Try to craft a bandwagon (Internet trend mobile!) with her? Never did enough, sadly.
ORIGINAL THREAD IDEA: What do you mean, sadly?!!
Me: Well, UNORIGINAL THREAD IDEA is so easy, so much fun to play with, that's all I'm saying. It would've been nice if we'd jumped on a bandwagon together before we started making threads.

Yeah, ORIGINAL THREAD IDEA hasn't talked to me for two and a half weeks years. I don't get it. I think I was just being honest, why should she get mad because I admit that I think UNORIGINAL THREAD IDEA is so much fun, so trendy? It's not like I said I'm interested in UNORIGINAL THREAD IDEA right now.