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    Moomba Would you let this man help you?

    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic circa 2004
    Here, let me help!

    *whacks you over the head 100 times*

    Skykotik: Can we help Baloki with his homework?
    SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe.
    Skykotik: Cool. Shall I tell him?
    SmarterChild: Good question. Who knows, though...
    Skykotik: Me?
    SmarterChild: What about you?
    Skykotik: I am sexy
    FOA

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    Will be banned again Roto13's Avatar
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    SmarterChild is a bastard. He gets on my nerves quite a bit.

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    I don't know this thread confuzles me. >.<

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    I HATE PSYCHOTIC C. 2004!

    he spammed me up with invitations to his nasty heathen election party! I never could forgive that!

    except I did.

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    Rhody says:
    You're on a bit of a delay today.

    - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
    That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

    Rhody says:
    Are you drunk or something?

    - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
    I am eminently sober, Rhody.

    Rhody says:
    Alrght then.

    - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
    Then what?

    Rhody says:
    Nevermind.

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    No, I would not let Psychotic help me.
    "The most important and recognize player in the history of the country."

    Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I were as great as Paulo Wanchope.

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    I used to talk to SmarterChild when no one else was on. He pissed me off-- he wouldn't tell me where he lived or anything!

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    jim says:
    what up dawg

    - SmarterChild - says:
    Oh, not much. You?

    jim says:
    sheet, man, that honkey mus' be messin' my old lady got to be runnin' col' upsihd down his head

    - SmarterChild - says:
    I don't like the way you're speaking now. These are awful words to use.

    jim says:
    hey holm, i can dig it. you know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap upon you man

    - SmarterChild - says:
    Sorry?

    jim says:
    i say hey sky, s'other say i won say i pray to jay i get the same ol' same ol'

    - SmarterChild - says:
    I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

    jim says:
    knock yourself a pro, slick. gray matter back got perform us' down i take tcbin, man

    - SmarterChild - says:
    I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Try typing your request a different way.

    jim says:
    ah well you know what they say: see a broad to get that bodiac, lay'er down and smack 'em yack 'em

    - SmarterChild - says:
    That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

    jim says:
    col' got to be

    - SmarterChild - says:
    Sorry, I have no poll today.

    Sorry, those are all the polls in my archive.

    jim says:
    sheeeet

    - SmarterChild - says:
    OK. Don't get frustrated...

    Try typing "home" or "help."


    there was a picture here

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    SmarterChild doesn't respond to me anymore.

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    I got in an argument with an AIMbot about whether or not she was real. That was pretty interesting.

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    Was it Spleak?

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    This was my first contact ever with SmarterChild

    SmarterChild (9:29:33 AM): Cool. OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type skip. To exit the interview, type exit.

    What's your first name? (If you want me to call you dolentrean, type none.)
    Dolentrean (9:29:37 AM): Chase
    SmarterChild (9:29:37 AM): Sorry, I don't recognize that as a real name. Please try again or type skip, exit or none.
    Dolentrean (9:29:44 AM): Chase
    SmarterChild (9:29:44 AM): Sorry, I don't recognize that as a real name. Please try again or type skip, exit or none.
    Dolentrean (9:30:00 AM): Thats my name dumbass!
    SmarterChild (9:30:00 AM): Sorry, I don't recognize that as a real name. Please try again or type skip, exit or none.
    Dolentrean (9:30:04 AM): I hate you already
    SmarterChild (9:30:04 AM): Sorry, I don't recognize that as a real name. Please try again or type skip, exit or none.
    Oh, did I mention I'm awesome?

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    Please don't touch me mister

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    AIM? No thanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dolentrean View Post
    This was my first contact ever with SmarterChild

    SmarterChild (9:29:33 AM): Cool. OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type skip. To exit the interview, type exit.

    What's your first name? (If you want me to call you dolentrean, type none.)
    Dolentrean (9:29:37 AM): Chase
    SmarterChild (9:29:37 AM): Sorry, I don't recognize that as a real name. Please try again or type skip, exit or none.
    Dolentrean (9:29:44 AM): Chase
    SmarterChild (9:29:44 AM): Sorry, I don't recognize that as a real name. Please try again or type skip, exit or none.
    Dolentrean (9:30:00 AM): Thats my name dumbass!
    SmarterChild (9:30:00 AM): Sorry, I don't recognize that as a real name. Please try again or type skip, exit or none.
    Dolentrean (9:30:04 AM): I hate you already
    SmarterChild (9:30:04 AM): Sorry, I don't recognize that as a real name. Please try again or type skip, exit or none.
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