CAUTION: THESE ARE TOTALLY LAME.

(I know this is totally bad, don't hate me)
What did the German boy get for christmas?
A: An easy bake-oven and a G.I Jew

Why do they put fences around graveyards?
A: people are dying to get in

How do you know a mechanics been with his girlfriend over his lunchbreak?
A: when he comes back his fingers are clean

Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night... One was assaulted.

What do you call a fly with no wings?
A: A walk.

What do you call a person with lepersy in a bath tub?
A:Stew

Why don't cannibals eat comedians?
A: Because they taste funny