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    Grin Power of....mathematics!

    Transform!

    groan

    What truly, truly lame jokes do you know? Also bonus points if you really groaned at my joke.

    I just told Cz a few and his brain is slowly dissolving into a puréed mix.

    So to spare you, I'll see how this thread goes then explode with some more.

    Goe!

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    There are 10 kinds of people in this world: Nine types that hate maths jokes and PG, and one type that totally sucks.
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    math is for nerds!

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    I rolled my eyes if that is worth some points..

    how about:

    Two protons sit in a bar. one proton says to the other: "Are you sure you dont want another beer?"
    The other proton says: "Im positive"


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    My entire being is composed of awful, awful jokes. My favorite jokes are of the updoc/updog, puns, and knock knock joke variety. I also like pick up lines.

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    What does a farmer count his cows with?

    A Cowculator XD

    I love lame jokes. The lamer the better!

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    (A man enters a bar and approaches the bartender)

    I want some H2O.

    (Man receives his drink, drinks it, and feels refreshed)

    (Another man approaches the bartender)

    I want some H2O too.

    (Man receives his drink, drinks it, and dies)

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    whats brown and comes down the mountain at high speed?

    a skiwi


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    I was out driving the other day, when I rear-ended this other car at the traffic lights. Guy gets out, and he's a dwarf. Walks up to me, says "I'm not happy", so I say "Well which one are you then?"

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    Grin

    Okay I promised moar:

    pi(e)

    Asin(e)

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    i says to pi "be rational"
    Pi says to i "get real"

    Why does 7 move less than D? because 7 is number

    The speed of light is sitting at the end of a bar and a guy walks in and asks "is that guy always here?" and the bartender says "constantly"

    How do cosx and sinx greet each other? They wave

    Why did the pale father turn his babies crib upside down? he needed a tan
    Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
    Have a nice day!!

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    I don't know about mathematics jokes but I have one lame joke I made up.

    What's the most bruised part of a car? ---the battery! :joke:

    Happy Birthday to Me

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    How do you catch a rabbit? Hide behind a tree and make carrot noises


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    What did the opposite side say about the adjacent side to the hypotenuse?

    "He's gone off on a tangent"
    There is no signature here. Move along.

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    I suppose its time for this:


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