The Final Battle
Mommy just placed the pizza order so we should be getting some very soon. How delightful!
It will be delicious Chicago style pizza. This means it will have a nice, thick base, instead of being some ingredients on a slice of cardboard, which is how they do it in New York.
Let us discuss how superior thick pizza is over thin pizza.
Edit: I can see your poll answers and you are being judged.
Last edited by Madame Adequate; 05-07-2008 at 07:14 PM.
More pizza means more for dipping. Can do.
I don't really notice the difference. Pizza is pizza. It's all good.
You...
Okay, thick pizza is disgusting and soggy and has terrible flavors. A thin New York style pizza is crispy and delicious. No one does pizza better than New York, except perhaps the motherland itself, ie: Italy. I've had pizza there when I was there, it's true, but I still prefer NY style pizza ever so slightly. And you know what the pizza was like in Italy, the motherland of pizza? Thin crust.
Thin Crust. It's tastier, cruchier, and the sauce isn't overdone.
Thick pizza is an abomination to our greasy haired traditions.
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... the very fact that you think pizza should be crunchy highlights how utterly wrong and sick you are. :kaoangry:
Tavrobel:
Paulie Psyduck: I can get behind that. I don't MIND thin pizza, it's just so... thin. You can eat like four of the things and it's like a single bar of candy. They are practically ephemeral!
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Your thin pizza is probably bad only because it's made in Limey Land. Come to the US (and I mean the Real US, not the R.O.I), and try our pizza, and you'll be convinced.
Even bad pizza is good.
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
I've BEEN to the US and had fantastically good thin pizza. I mean your THIN pizza is as good as our THICK pizza is. And then I had your thick pizza and it was omgorgasmdeath.Originally Posted by Rye
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Your thin pizza is probably bad only because it's made in Limey Land. Come to the US (and I mean the Real US, not the R.O.I), and try our pizza, and you'll be convinced.
Woah, sauce is a bad thing? I guess I should stop eating it with tomato sauce. Now I just have bread with cheese.
Maybe you should get some of the grease out of your hair and into my pizza, woman. Clogged arteries is a sign of living life.
It's okay if it's crunchy, there just needs to be a lot of it. IMHO, Papa John's has like, the world's greatest balance of both ever, at least in my area it does.
Speaking of which, I had pizza last night. It was delicious, and there was plenty of it!
All pizza is fantastic. To champion one base over the other would be a senseless insult to the most splendid of foodstuffs.
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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I were as great as Paulo Wanchope.
No, Tavvy Tav, sauce is good. But there shouldn't be so much that it makes a pizza soggy. That's vile. It needs to be a good balance between sauce and bread and cheese. Of course, you can get away with extra cheese, that's good. <3
Thin pizza is Italian, the yanks invented thick pizza.
there was a picture here
Chicago style is the superior form of pizza.
Thin pizza beats thick pizza any day.
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