Eyes On Final Fantasy - Finest Lyricists
This is a test of your music talent. This isn't a contest or competition with high stakes to lose or win, but just for fun I want us guys to try bust a rhyme about the EOFF's posters (nothing negative or potentially offending) and say something humorous.
MAKE ME LAUGH!
EOFF needs a resurgence to it's former glory.
Psychotic is a smarmosaur
Psychotic doesn't like the war
Psychotic fills me up with glee
Psychotic has a thing for me
He's exotic! (wooh, woooooh)
He's erotic! (wooh, woooooh)
He's Psychotic!
Psychotic drives a fancy car
Psychotic has a private bar
Psychotic is like one-two-three
Psychotic has a thing for me
He's exotic! (wooh, woooooh)
He's erotic! (wooh, woooooh)
He's Psychotic!
Psychotic whispers in my ear
psychotic words I like to hear
Psychotic is my bumblebee
Psychotic has a thing for me
He's exotic! (wooh, woooooh)
He's erotic! (wooh, woooooh)
He's Psychotic!
Master of the Fork
Cid's Knight
OMG!Originally Posted by Rantzien
<a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-archive/52215-s-del-murders-eyeson.html">I'm not one to shy away from an opportunity to promote myself.</a>
Proud to be the Unofficial Secret Illegal Enforcer of Eyes on Final Fantasy!
When I grow up, I want to go toBovineTrump University! - Ralph Wiggum
I'm disappointed you didn't go with Without Spam.
Rantzien has my support.
Well he said a song about EoFF's posters and that was one about all of them.
<a href ="http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-archive/22138-without-spam-greatest-song-parody-ever-self-proclaimed.html">For old time's sake.</a>
Proud to be the Unofficial Secret Illegal Enforcer of Eyes on Final Fantasy!
When I grow up, I want to go toBovineTrump University! - Ralph Wiggum
My name is...
Go-Zula.
The Boko-rula,
The oldbie schoolah,
Ya wanna PM? I'll bring it to ya.
Dynast-Kid and I know how to skid, and I'll give you kid.
Leen-Leen you up next you the Queen-Queen.
Leen-Leen make the posts, see?
Leen-Leen gets the Boko, G?
Flyin' on my wings, livin' like a king.
I know what to do yo, and I'm a Virgo!
Check it.
Check, check it yeaaaah~
'Cuz we are the EoFF Three,
make the newbies say ho! And the fangirls wanna scream!
'Cuz we are the EoFF Three,
make the newbies say ho! And the fangirls wanna scream!
EoFF Three!
Number 1 in the Hood, G.
Last edited by Goldenboko; 05-11-2008 at 10:34 PM.
OMG xD
I wanted to include you in there Jess, but you and Death By Moogles kinda got your own thing goin' on
It was a clear black night, a clear white moon
Hartman was on the streets, trying to consume
Some skirts for the eve, so I can get some funk
Just rollin' in my ride, chillin' all alone
Just hit the east side of Swansea
On a mission tryin' to find Mrs. Jessweeee
Seen a car full of mods ain't no need to tweak
all you skirts know what's up with Golden B
So I hooks a left on the 21 and Lewis
Saw Hazzard shootin dice so I said "Let's do this"
I jumped out the ride, and said "What's up?"
Then Hazzard pulled a gat so I said "I'm stuck."
Since these mods banning me I'ma change my IP
these hookers reporting so hard they give me no glee
Won'tcha think of better things than some newbie tricks
I see Lekana and some suckers all in her mix
She's gettin jacked, I'm breakin myself
I can't believe they taking Lekana's wealth
He took her rings, he took her rolex
I looked at Psychotic said "Damn, what's next?"
Sixteen in the clip and one in the hole
Old Manus is about to make some bodies turn cold
now they droppin' and yellin'
it's a tad bit late
Old Manus and Jessweeee had to regulate
there was a picture here
Manus wins.
EDIT: It's time for me to drop some lyrics.
HARTMAN:
Who the hell is this?
pm'ing me at 5.46 in the morning, crack of dawn an'
now I'm yawning, wipe the cold out my eye,
see who's this pm'ing me and why.
It's my homie Manus from that forum lot,
told me he was in the Gen-Chat spot and heard the intricate plot,
some mods wanna ban you, i dunno why neighbour,
slow down Manus please chill drop the caper.
MANUS:
Remember those members from the place up in Loungeville
that you chatted with,
usernoted and got real nice with?
HARTMAN:
Yeah my little fame up in that part
nah they my people, they wouldn't mess with the Hart.
MANUS:
I didn't say them,
they told me bout some members that you knew from back when,
when you was clockin' minor figures.
Now they heard you blowin' up like nitro,
an' now they're out an' wanna get you banned yo.
So thank god I read that post and now I'm warning you,
you got my message Hartman tell me what ya gonna do...
cba to write anymore
Last edited by Sergeant Hartman; 05-11-2008 at 11:55 PM.
Manus killed it, lol Warren G and Nate Dogg - Regulate.
EOFF needs a resurgence to it's former glory.
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