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Mei Ling sticking her tongue out. Meryl in her underwear. Psycho Mantis reading your memory card. Otacon wetting himself. The rat eating the PAL key. The baby wolf peeing on the cardboard box. "We're not paying you to be a scarecrow, ya know!". The Tuxedo unlock.

Vulcan Raven figure. Otacon's Mei-Ling impressions on the tanker, as well as the real thing showing up. A hold full of guards in their boxers. Raiden being urinated on. Girly posters. Guards ogling porn on the computers. Emma wetting herself. Looking up the female hostage's skirt and her pressing her legs together. Raiden's modesty being protected by a drinking straw, and a guard being impressed by the size of it. Books, and going into a toilet cubicle with said item. I need scissors...
Most of that stuff was intended to be funny. Most of what I've picked at with MGS3 was ostensibly intended to be serious.

I guess Kojima needed to re-read this: Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia