Fabricate a Lie About Your FFI Elitiousness

[Yar]

Elitiousness. I'm such a great word-maker-upper.

Do as the title says! Fabricate a lie of how great you are. Let's compile a list of our accomplishments!

"My fighter can take out the nine pirates in one-hit!"

[arcanedude34]

I'm so leet at FFI my White Wizard and Black Wizard deal as much damage as my Knight and Ninja... oh wait, that's true...

I let Garland knock me down.

[Relapse]

noone of my characters died before. yet my warrior is lv 99 while the rest are 30-ish. :/

[Roogle]

noone of my characters died before. yet my warrior is lv 99 while the rest are 30-ish. :/

How is that possible? I have not played Final Fantasy I in a very long time. Are you being serious or sarcastic? I am interested to know how that can happen.

[Mystik_Ninja]

I once encountered a starving shivering naked white mage in the forest. I lured it over with a piece of materia then I finished her with my ninja magic.

[ReloadPsi]

I beat the game with a solo LV1 Black Mage.

[Crossblades]

I unlocked a cheat that made a Dragoon playable in this game

[mose-schrute]

I was playing this game in the womb.

[KoShiatar]

noone of my characters died before. yet my warrior is lv 99 while the rest are 30-ish. :/

How is that possible? I have not played Final Fantasy I in a very long time. Are you being serious or sarcastic? I am interested to know how that can happen.

The thread is about making up achievements, silly.

I killed WarMech with solo White Mage.

[Jessweeee♪]

My characters exist.

[Yar]

noone of my characters died before. yet my warrior is lv 99 while the rest are 30-ish. :/

How is that possible? I have not played Final Fantasy I in a very long time. Are you being serious or sarcastic? I am interested to know how that can happen.

The thread is about making up achievements, silly.

And not just achievements. Outlandish, impossible achievements.

[Relapse]

my monk/BB carries a gun.

[NeoCracker]

My knight doesn't use a weapon. He just beats people up using his massive penis.

[Blue Harvest]

My black mage is so badass monsters die just from seeing him.


Also, he slept with my white mage and popped out a little baby red mage.

[Obsidian]

I revived Aeris using a debug mode given to me by time-looping fiends from 2,000 years into future, revealing to me that Aeris was in the NES FF1 all along and that this was the franchise's way of coming full circle.

But alas! She's not all she's cracked up to be. She's just a palette swap of a white mage with the same spells!