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    Default Fabricate a Lie About Your FFI Elitiousness

    Elitiousness. I'm such a great word-maker-upper.

    Do as the title says! Fabricate a lie of how great you are. Let's compile a list of our accomplishments!

    "My fighter can take out the nine pirates in one-hit!"

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    I'm so leet at FFI my White Wizard and Black Wizard deal as much damage as my Knight and Ninja... oh wait, that's true...

    I let Garland knock me down.

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    noone of my characters died before. yet my warrior is lv 99 while the rest are 30-ish. :/
    warning: i am NOT funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zack_fair View Post
    noone of my characters died before. yet my warrior is lv 99 while the rest are 30-ish. :/
    How is that possible? I have not played Final Fantasy I in a very long time. Are you being serious or sarcastic? I am interested to know how that can happen.
    I believe in the power of humanity.

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    I once encountered a starving shivering naked white mage in the forest. I lured it over with a piece of materia then I finished her with my ninja magic.
    but the world refused to change...

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    I unlocked a cheat that made a Dragoon playable in this game

    Vaan - "Hey, you!"
    Penelo - "Yeah, you! The one reading this sig at this very moment!"
    Vaan - "Interested in playing FFXII International Zodiac Job system?"
    Ashe - "But you have no knowledge of the Japanese language?"
    Fran - "....We could help...."
    Balthier - "That's right, Fran! Just click on Crossblades' thread on the very bottom of this signature and it will show you all license grid translations, magicks and tecks locations, and other changes that were made!"
    Basch - "Don't forget though. Swap Magic is needed to play this game if you don't own a japanese PS2."
    Vaan - "Also remember that if you played the original, you'll have an easier time playing the international version. We hope you enjoy the International Zodiac Job System experience. See ya then!"

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    I was playing this game in the womb.
    oh


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    Quote Originally Posted by Roogle View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by zack_fair View Post
    noone of my characters died before. yet my warrior is lv 99 while the rest are 30-ish. :/
    How is that possible? I have not played Final Fantasy I in a very long time. Are you being serious or sarcastic? I am interested to know how that can happen.
    The thread is about making up achievements, silly.

    I killed WarMech with solo White Mage.

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    My characters exist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KoShiatar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Roogle View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by zack_fair View Post
    noone of my characters died before. yet my warrior is lv 99 while the rest are 30-ish. :/
    How is that possible? I have not played Final Fantasy I in a very long time. Are you being serious or sarcastic? I am interested to know how that can happen.
    The thread is about making up achievements, silly.
    And not just achievements. Outlandish, impossible achievements.

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    my monk/BB carries a gun.
    warning: i am NOT funny.

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    My knight doesn't use a weapon. He just beats people up using his massive penis.

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    My black mage is so badass monsters die just from seeing him.


    Also, he slept with my white mage and popped out a little baby red mage.
    The messenger is standing at the gate
    Ready to let go
    Ready for the crush
    Too late for whispers
    Too late for the blush
    The past is mercy
    When the future is aglow

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    I revived Aeris using a debug mode given to me by time-looping fiends from 2,000 years into future, revealing to me that Aeris was in the NES FF1 all along and that this was the franchise's way of coming full circle.

    But alas! She's not all she's cracked up to be. She's just a palette swap of a white mage with the same spells!

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