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    God I'd say. Jesus is gods 'son' after all.
    Also they say "God Almighty" not "Jesus Almighty"!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Klyklops View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight View Post
    Jesus is god, you moron.

    God = trinity = Father, son and holy ghost.

    Sorry I think/believe that they're both fictional characters so I think thay can have an imaginary death match.
    That's how you are supposed to say it.

    You are really starting to piss me off, you know that?

    You do realize how incredible arrogant it sounded right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight View Post
    You are really starting to piss me off, you know that?
    You're a Christian so forgive me.

    Old testament God is pretty badass but he seemed to go soft around 2000 years ago. If it was old testament God fighting Jesus it wouldn't even be worth debating. However Jesus is younger, he's got experience taking a beating + he has 12 friends to back him up, one of them used to be a soldier too. God's getting old, he hasn't demanded anyone kill their son or flooded the earth in years. I wonder if he's just riding by on past success.

    Anyway I think charizard would kick both their asses.

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    Aerith's Knight, you do NOT call other members of this site "moron" or "ass" just because you may disagree with their posts. Seriously unacceptable so stop it before you get hit with the ban hammer.

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    Oh and this entire thread isnt an incredible insult by itself? Not the mention the fact that he assumes he knows whether or not there is a god?

    ugh nevermind.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight View Post
    Oh and this entire thread isnt an incredible insult by itself? Not the mention the fact that he assumes he knows whether or not there is a god?

    ugh nevermind.
    Awwwwww don't we look cute when mad
    Anyway I think we should stick to who would win or not:rolleyes2 and maybe leave what we think of God or not to EOEO!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight View Post
    Oh and this entire thread isnt an incredible insult by itself? Not the mention the fact that he assumes he knows whether or not there is a god?

    ugh nevermind.
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    Ok, are we talking regular Jesus or zombie Jesus? I think zombie Jesus might stand a chance.

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    Or Raptor Jesus? Raptor Jesus > *.zip

    ...wait, I think I did something wrong there.

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    Steiner is God.

    Steiner always wins.

    Ergo, God wins.

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    err.. I was under the impression that not all christians were trinitarians...but w/e

    anyway...

    well if you take it in the context of text, omnipotence kinda has to win doesn't it :P

    I have to agree with Klyklops about Charizard though
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight View Post
    You do realize how incredible arrogant it sounded right?

    lolololololol potkettleblackmuch?

    I know, I shouldn't. Sue me.

    God pls. God does things like vengance and plague and stuff, and Jesus dies for sins. And Jews are awesome.

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    Jesus had cool long hair and actually looked like a hippie.. Hippies ftw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Breine View Post
    Jesus had cool long hair and actually looked like a hippie.. Hippies ftw.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Manus View Post
    Well well well, look what we have here.

    I dunno who would win, I just hope that one of them rips the other's shirt off so I can see some titties.

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