I'm really clumsy and graceless, so yeah, that's kind of how I walk.
I'm really clumsy and graceless, so yeah, that's kind of how I walk.
Thats how i bruized my thumb bone a couple weeks ago, but i was really wasted. i cant take 10 shots of vodka like i used to. Of course, i hadnt eaten, but thats besides the point.
It's called waking up.
Yes. And it makes me feel like a man.
"The most important and recognize player in the history of the country."
Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I were as great as Paulo Wanchope.
The measure of a man is the amount of vases he has accidentally broken.Originally Posted by Cz
Yes - I am a klutz.
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What about vases deliberately broken?The measure of a man is the amount of vases he has accidentally broken.
"The most important and recognize player in the history of the country."
Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I were as great as Paulo Wanchope.
Bah. A chimpanzee could do that. Baaah.What about vases deliberately broken?The measure of a man is the amount of vases he has accidentally broken.
But could a female chimpanzee do it? That's the tipper.Bah. A chimpanzee could do that. Baaah.What about vases deliberately broken?The measure of a man is the amount of vases he has accidentally broken.
"The most important and recognize player in the history of the country."
Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I were as great as Paulo Wanchope.
This requires extensive testing with infinite monkeys and all that.But could a female chimpanzee do it? That's the tipper.
Anyway, yeah, I'm always stumbling around and I'm not drunk that often.
Ever since I saw Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, I've kind of been subconsciously imitating the movement styles of Raoul Duke/Hunter S. Thompson. Usually I don't catch myself until I'm in the midst of doing it, and then I just keep going with it.
I "act" drunk and stumble everywhere for a reason. Just not the apparent reason. I do it to concern people.
Oh my god, YES. I am so out of it in the morning, it's ridiculous.
That happens sometimes. I can also do a pretty good drunk stagger at will.
Happens when I'm really sleepy. Like this morning because I lack sleep altogether.
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