Funniest Censor

[NeoCracker]

I'm sure you know that song by USher that was big a while ago, "Yeah" featuring Lil' John and Ludacris.

There was a line that went "If you hold the head steady I'm gonna milk the cow" however on the Radio here in Idaho, the line was censored and was heard "If you hold the ___ Steady I'm gonna ____ the cow"

Now I don't know about you guys, but me and all my friends agree that lyrics sounds oh so much more wrong with those two words censored out.

Any similar censorship hilarities you would like to share?

[Madame Adequate]

YouTube - The Count Censored

[Roto13]

The entirety of Let's Get Retarded, censored to Let's Get It Started. Not that it was a good song to begin with. Then there's s Simlish version from The Urbz where they actually do sound retarded.

[NeoCracker]

I swore to god when I heard the uncensored version the first time I thought someone had written it to make fun of the censored version. XD

[Nominus Experse]

YouTube - The Count Censored

I absolutely love you, MILF, you've made me cry.

[Araciel]

If it's kind of unrelated...oh well, but the TBS (now peachtree version) changed Bruce Willis' famous line in Die Hard to 'Yipee Kiyay, my friend'.

[ReloadPsi]

In the episode of South Park where Jimmy has a steroid problem, and in a rage he pushes his entire bag of drugs aside yelling "S**t!", bleeped of course because it's a Comedy Central show. It amuses me because it's meant to be a pretty emotional scene and the bleep kills the mood, presumably on purpose.

Also this.

[Namelessfengir]

walmart censors are pretty good. thats also why i dont pay for the cds i get there.

sometimes theres a beep sometimes a dampner and then even when they do it you can still hear what the word is....

like the blanked the middle of the word so you still got what it sounded like

[Tallulah]

On Radio 1, they used to censor the word 'drugs' in Nickelback - Rock Star, but today I heard the 'uncensored' version, so they seem to have given it up as a bad job.

[Breine]

YouTube - The Count Censored

That made my day xD

[Rye]

YouTube - The Count Censored

I absolutely love you, MILF, you've made me cry.

Yeah, that's one of my favorite things on YouTube. Hux and I were just singing it at each other on MSN before.

[rubah]

one of Red's funniest monologs on That 70's Show was when he went down to hyde's house to chew him out (and later offer him a place to stay, i think) and interspersed with his vulgarities were more beeps, leading one to wonder just what worse words did red come out of the war with?

[charliepanayi]

I read that apparently a radio station once tried to play the Super Furry Animals song 'The Man Don't Give A F**k' and censor all the uses of the F-word. Needless to say, not much of the song was left XD

[Jessweeee♪]

hahaha my parents accidentally bought the censored version of a Limp Bizkit CD once xD

Oh, the expletives that flew from their mouths!


(It's not funny, really, but I just love the censors on Samurai Champloo n.n)

[KentaRawr!]

There's this, but there's more than just a few syllables added.