Childtrader.com

[Lawr]

Childtrader.com
Is this a joke? If it is, then this stuff is legal!?





*Looks at parents nervously*

[Tallulah]

This website scares me! I bloody well hope this is a joke.

I especially like this quote:

Today, our agency is proud to say we’re the eighth largest child exchange organization worldwide, and the largest organization not listed on S&P’s 50 Adoption Agencies to Avoid (2006).

I lold.

EDIT: Nope. After reading the FAQs, I cannot take this site seriously.

[Jessweeee♪]

Myth: The World is Flat

No, it isn’t. The twin towers were not taken down by a controlled explosion, the illuminati hasn’t fixed the Oscars since the 70s and Sasquatch, if he ever existed, was driven to extinction in the 1930s. The world is not flat. Even Columbus knew it, and you are smarter than him, it’s time for you to come to terms with reality and start putting the interests of the child first

xD

[KentaRawr!]

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Are they being super cereal?

[Rantz]

Of course it's a joke

Maybe they could start a service where you trade your kids for actually useful items like bikes and toasters.

[Roto13]

I wonder how many people actually try to trade children there? It's like the people who get mad at Land Over Baptist.

[Freya]

What.... the..... hell.....

[Cookie]

I got a new kid this way and he's pretty inferior. He gains boosted experience, which means he grows faster, but he's also weaker. He won't even let me rename him.

[Elite Lord Sigma]

I cannot describe my feelings toward this at all. I'm at a loss.

[KentaRawr!]

I got a new kid this way and he's pretty inferior. He gains boosted experience, which means he grows faster, but he's also weaker. He won't even let me rename him.

Try to change his class to "Priest", and see if that works out.

[rubah]

Just so you guys know. . .

Registrant:
Playahaters Inc.
1027 Friedrichs St.
Gretna, LA 70053
US
504-368-9677

[Jessweeee♪]

[Aerith's Knight]

*shakes head*

[Roto13]

I got a new kid this way and he's pretty inferior. He gains boosted experience, which means he grows faster, but he's also weaker. He won't even let me rename him.

Wait for him to evolve. Make sure you EV train.

[Arc_Master_14]

Is this a dating service?

We can not impress upon our potential patrons sufficiently that this IS NOT A DATING SERVICE. Even if you are a child who has absent or terrible parents, or you are an adult with a wayward son to offer up, this is not, can not, and never will be a dating service. Not in the past, not now, not ever, period.



No seriously, is this a dating service?

No, it is not. Please don’t ask about it again. The very notion is offensive that you would breed and raise a child simply to trade him or her for another child simply for the purpose of immoral, unethical, and illegal sexual intercourse.



So it really isn’t a dating service?

We only bring so much attention on this point because it really does come up this often (no pun intended) and really follows this sort of sequence. No, this is not a dating service, and any attempt to use it as such will possibly be caught, but not prosecuted (due to our privacy restrictions, as required by .fi domain laws, where our PHPMySQL database is hosted.)

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This gave it away to me