a) How much better looking than Levian I am.

You dress like a bit of a ponce, but your bone structure is so much better.

b) How much smarter than Levian I am.

He likes Friends. That's not very smart.

c) How I am better than Levian in ways other than those already mentioned.

You like the feel of a knitted scarf. And Levian also has a rather pungent odour, reminding me faintly of cabbages.

d) Let's roll.



I've always been partial to Iceland's flag myself!