Cz's Badass Thread (Do not post in Levian's Thread)

[Levian]

okay, I DIDN'T WANT to post in this thread, but I love flags. I really do. So we've made a one-post-only pact.

I keep a flag book next to the toilet, so each time I take a dump, I learn something new. It's pretty great really. Today I learned lots about the caribbean islands. Bahamas has slightly above 300 000 inhabitants, which is nearly the same as Barbados, except Bahamas is 100 times bigger, so all the inhabited islands are making me squirm with excitement. Cuba has 11 million, Haiti 8,7, Dominican Republic 9 million, and Jamaica has 2,7 or something. I've wasted enough time on pooping, now I consider pooping one of the richest moments of the day. A valuable time for learning.

Isle of Man has a pretty sweet flag. Libya too.

edit: I'll claim best friend. I don't think you could handle a long distance relationship.

edit2: if you're reading this, get out of this thread right now.