Cz's Badass Thread (Do not post in Levian's Thread)

[Cz]

My thread is superior to Levian's thread for several reasons. If you wish to discover these reasons you must read the thread. Then show your approval by replying to it. Acceptable topics of discussion are:

a) How much better looking than Levian I am.
b) How much smarter than Levian I am.
c) How I am better than Levian in ways other than those already mentioned.
d) The topic of the thread.

The topic of the thread is as follows: Flags.

Flags are pretty sweet, guys. You can wave them, bury them with your dead, or simply revere them as a symbol of ideals and national unity. Personally I like to use an old Soviet Union flag as a tablecloth at mealtimes and pretend I'm a member of the Politburo or something. But I'm no fascist! You guys can think up your own uses for flags too!

Look at this flag. It is the flag of Swaziland. It is a beauty:



This flag belongs to the Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia. Note how it looks as though light and wisdom emanate forth from the very centre of the flag, enriching your very soul. No wonder Macedonia is such a prosperous and beloved nation:



This is the flag of the Seychelles, a flag that I appreciate because it is rich in symbolic meaning. The blue, yellow, red and white segments are representative of the nation's multiculturalism, while the green segment is representative of the nation's favourite colour:



Of course, not all flags can aspire to such greatness:



Flags such as this one are hideous, uninventive monstrosities and are beneath contempt. No self-respecting anarchist would be seen dead burning one of these!

So, flagophiles of Eyes on Final Fantasy, I implore you: what are your favourite flags?

[Madame Adequate]

Ol' Freebie.

[Psychotic]

a) How much better looking than Levian I am.

You dress like a bit of a ponce, but your bone structure is so much better.

b) How much smarter than Levian I am.

He likes Friends. That's not very smart.

c) How I am better than Levian in ways other than those already mentioned.

You like the feel of a knitted scarf. And Levian also has a rather pungent odour, reminding me faintly of cabbages.

d) Let's roll.



I've always been partial to Iceland's flag myself!

[Bahamut2000X]

I burn flags for dinner.

[Rantz]

Prrpom prrpom padiddaaaa!

[Peegee]

This is the flag of Singapore, except I put a black banner around it just in case there's a EoFF theme where white is the background (then you'd never kniow where the flag started or ended).

Singapore strikes me as a wicked place to live in, except that I wouldn't be welcomed there. No spitting, no gum chewing, no jaywalking, no littering...etc etc. They enforce behaviours that will aid in a better community, at the expense of personal liberties.

As we have discussed, Cz, give me liberty or give me death.

[Rye]

Actually, I'm disappointed in this thread, because you had so much opportunity to make a Levian Height Joke, but you just let it go by and I refuse to comment on my favorite flag now.

[Psychotic]

I think asking me to choose between Cz and Levian is like asking me to choose between my best friend and my girlfriend.

Decide between the two of you which one wants to be my best friend and which one wants to be my girlfriend. :strut:

[Levian]

okay, I DIDN'T WANT to post in this thread, but I love flags. I really do. So we've made a one-post-only pact.

I keep a flag book next to the toilet, so each time I take a dump, I learn something new. It's pretty great really. Today I learned lots about the caribbean islands. Bahamas has slightly above 300 000 inhabitants, which is nearly the same as Barbados, except Bahamas is 100 times bigger, so all the inhabited islands are making me squirm with excitement. Cuba has 11 million, Haiti 8,7, Dominican Republic 9 million, and Jamaica has 2,7 or something. I've wasted enough time on pooping, now I consider pooping one of the richest moments of the day. A valuable time for learning.

Isle of Man has a pretty sweet flag. Libya too.

edit: I'll claim best friend. I don't think you could handle a long distance relationship.

edit2: if you're reading this, get out of this thread right now.

[Rantz]

I think asking me to choose between Cz and Levian is like asking me to choose between my best friend and my girlfriend.

Decide between the two of you which one wants to be my best friend and which one wants to be my girlfriend. :strut:

I'll be that guy who tags along on all your dates with your girlfriend.

[I Took the Red Pill]

I saw this flag one time being held by this really nice man in polyester shorts told me if I ever felt alone, just come find him and he would make it all better. Then he gave me a really encouraging pat on the behind (like the kind your baseball coach gives you when you score one for the team) and I walked away and thought about how nice he was. For this reason I am picking this flag, the country to which it belongs remains a mystery which I cannot for the life of me solve.

[NeoCracker]

WEll, I prefer Levians thread, but you are the one PMing with me, so if you start replying I may consider not joining Levian.

[Rye]

I saw this flag one time being held by this really nice man in polyester shorts told me if I ever felt alone, just come find him and he would make it all better. Then he gave me a really encouraging pat on the behind (like the kind your baseball coach gives you when you score one for the team) and I walked away and thought about how nice he was. For this reason I am picking this flag, the country to which it belongs remains a mystery which I cannot for the life of me solve.

Young man, there's no need to feel down.

[DK]

Also, I endorse Cz. He is a shining example of a great man, whereas Levian is a terrible half-man who should be pushed into a pothole. Down with him, I say.

[Bahamut2000X]

I saw this flag one time being held by this really nice man in polyester shorts told me if I ever felt alone, just come find him and he would make it all better. Then he gave me a really encouraging pat on the behind (like the kind your baseball coach gives you when you score one for the team) and I walked away and thought about how nice he was. For this reason I am picking this flag, the country to which it belongs remains a mystery which I cannot for the life of me solve.

That's a failure of a rainbow! There's no indigo representation.