...Mortal Kombat 4!
Oh...these are the endings, but I wouldn't worry about spoilers much xD
These are just some of my favorites:
Tanya
Jax
Liu Kang
Quan-Chi
Sub-Zero
Scorpion
Johnny Cage
Raiden
Shinok
If you can find something more craptacular, please show me :</>D!
EDIT:
Notice how the end of Sub-Zero's link starts with "poo."