I was bored one day and stumbled upon this site.

Overall the whole site is quite amusing, but I highly recommend reading their faq, it's one of the funniest things I've read in ages.

Quote Originally Posted by The FAQ
9. Is it true that Martial Arts is a derivative of RPS?

Yes! RPS was played in the Orient and it is known fact that Martial Arts developed as players upset at the outcomes of certain RPS matches, chose violet action with their fists. That is why many refer to RPS as the Father of all Martial Arts
That one especially made me chuckle.