Quote Originally Posted by DMKA View Post
Anyone and everyone who identifies themselves on the basis of sexual orientation or race. And can't shut the hell up about it. And lead themselves to believe they're victims of a prejudice society when they're really just whiny morons.
So Dave Chappelle?

I'm not angry with anyone right now, but there definitely could be someone more stupid:
[q=My Livejournal]So Stefan's dad just bought him a $26,000 Evo VII, 'cause he's rich. Stefan took it out that night, and was driving down Oteha Valley Road at like 70k. That's only 20k over the speed limit so it's only a $150 fine or less, depending on how the cop is feeling.
But Stefan's all like "NAH I HAS EVO SEVEN" and decides it's a good idea to try and outrun the cop (who btw has his license plate already). He blasts off at 170k in a 50k zone, and drives around a bunch of out-of-the-way streets, and eventually loses the cop and blasts back out onto Oteha Valley. Right in the same place the cop got him ten minutes earlier, he gets him again, so Stefan in his infinite wisdom and common sense decides to run, once more.
He's blasting down Oteha Valley Road at 170k now, with a cop hot on his tail when he spins out and slams into a lamppost. He should be dead, but he's not, so he gets out of his car and tries to run on foot. He lasts about 20 metres, when he gets MAULED by three police dogs and arrested.

All to avoid a $150 fine.[/q]