The Lord Steiner Almighty
An imposter, masquerading as God!
Senator John McCain
Who is Steiner?
"They said this day would never come. They said our sights were set too high. They said this country was too divided, too disillusioned to ever come around a common purpose. But on this January night, at this defining moment in history, you have done what the cynics said we couldn't do." - Barack Obama.
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"I work in one of those humble call centres... Apparently, what we're doing at the moment is 'sprinkling our magic along the way'. It's a call centre, not Hogwarts." ~ Caroline Garlick, Ayrshire, BBC News Magazine
Less of the sniping at each other please folks.
Someone fetch a towel!Originally Posted by Vivisteiner
there was a picture here
Sorry, there is no God. He's a figment of your imagination.
MEANIE!
It does make sense, just as long as you read it backwards.
Now Im confused. God telling me he doesnt exist?Sorry, there is no God. He's a figment of your imagination.
Next your gonna say that Steiner aint even real.
You're probably going to need quite a few.Someone fetch a towel!
"They said this day would never come. They said our sights were set too high. They said this country was too divided, too disillusioned to ever come around a common purpose. But on this January night, at this defining moment in history, you have done what the cynics said we couldn't do." - Barack Obama.
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The messenger is standing at the gate
Ready to let go
Ready for the crush
Too late for whispers
Too late for the blush
The past is mercy
When the future is aglow
^Thats where you, and many others are wrong.
Steiner is real, he's here, on earth, on the moon, everywhere. He's omnipresent. He's also omnipotent and omniscient FYI.
Saying that Steiner only exists in a video game is like saying Jesus only exists in the Bible.
"They said this day would never come. They said our sights were set too high. They said this country was too divided, too disillusioned to ever come around a common purpose. But on this January night, at this defining moment in history, you have done what the cynics said we couldn't do." - Barack Obama.
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Depends which Jesus.