The Internet is so big.

[Old Manus]

The internet is kind of like a massive bucket. People throw their crap into the bucket, and tend to connect their crap to loads of other crap using a bunch of strings. So you have a bucket full of crap connected to other crap. Occasionally someone will throw something into the bucket that's really good, though often they'll still connect it to crap. You still have to follow the trails of crap to get to the good stuff. Once you know where the good stuff is you can just go straight to it, but you've still got to work around the crap it's attached to. You also have to deal with others who are riffling around in the bucket.

So yeah, internet; giant bucket.

The internet is not a big bucket. It's not something you can just dump things on. It's actually a series of tubes.

[Flying Mullet]

The Internet is so big and 95% of it is crap.

[Dr Unne]

The Internet is so big and 95% of it is crap.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sturgeon's_law

[Jessweeee♪]

I love you Internet ;_;

[Nominus Experse]

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[Akaria]

*Attempts the fabled slow clap*