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    My stupid WIFE!!!!!

    Does your significant other ever do things that really annoy you?

    My ex would always hog the covers in bed and I'd wake up freezing. It drove me insane.
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    I can't really think of anything. To scrape the barrel, I'll say boyfriend being an over-apologizer, which isn't even bad and really doesn't annoy me much at all, because it's much better than a boyfriend who NEVER apologies. I like to tease him about it though. <3


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    My husband constantly assaults me with Q-tips.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roto13 View Post
    My husband constantly assaults me with Q-tips.
    Do share...


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    I can't think of a single thing. =O

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    As soon as I get a significant other to be annoyed about I'll let you know.
    There is no signature here. Move along.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rye View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Roto13 View Post
    My husband constantly assaults me with Q-tips.
    Do share... :bigsmile:
    He has a bizarre obsession with clean ears and cleans his own like 20 times per day. I go into our room when he's working and I see, like, five of them just lying around. When I'm not looking, he likes to jam them (clean ones, thank god) into my ear like a vicious ear rapist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Maxx Power View Post
    As soon as I get a significant other to be annoyed about I'll let you know.
    As of right now I'm going out with Maxx power.

    And it annoys me he thinks he's some great captain.

    I wish I picked someone who didn't live in a fantasy world of their own delusion.

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    Who's scruffy lookin'? Captain Maxx Power's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by NeoCracker View Post
    As of right now I'm going out with Maxx power.

    And it annoys me he thinks he's some great captain.

    I wish I picked someone who didn't live in a fantasy world of their own delusion.
    Who the hell put the rod up your ass today?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roto13 View Post
    He has a bizarre obsession with clean ears and cleans his own like 20 times per day. I go into our room when he's working and I see, like, five of them just lying around. When I'm not looking, he likes to jam them (clean ones, thank god) into my ear like a vicious ear rapist.
    This makes me think of that Family Guy episode when Peter went "abstinant" (sp?). >_>

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Maxx Power View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by NeoCracker View Post
    As of right now I'm going out with Maxx power.

    And it annoys me he thinks he's some great captain.

    I wish I picked someone who didn't live in a fantasy world of their own delusion.
    Who the hell put the rod up your ass today?
    I'm sorry, but I don't feel I'm being appriciated in the way I deserve to be.

    As much as it pains me to do this, I'm breaking up with you Maxx Power.

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    I dunno.

    Now that my husbands off at boot camp and not around, everything that normally would annoy me I miss.

    We can't share blankets though, basically he has two blankets for him and two for me because if we try to share one, he'll steal it and turn himself into a caccoon.

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    When she opens her mouth words come out.

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    She tells me she loves me...GAY

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