I keep trying to use butter knifes to cut tomatoes when making sandwiches since I can't be bothered getting a sharper one since it means one extra thing to wash up and find that it doesn't work very well and gets tomato all over the place
I keep trying to use butter knifes to cut tomatoes when making sandwiches since I can't be bothered getting a sharper one since it means one extra thing to wash up and find that it doesn't work very well and gets tomato all over the place
I use my hands like a normal person. Etiquette and manners are imaginary behavioural constructs.
LASER BEAMS.
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Dull kitchen knives p!$$ me off.
"I work in one of those humble call centres... Apparently, what we're doing at the moment is 'sprinkling our magic along the way'. It's a call centre, not Hogwarts." ~ Caroline Garlick, Ayrshire, BBC News Magazine
You don't need to censor yourself. Let the automatic censor do that. :P
Anyway, I never said how I improvise when my knife sucks. I mutilate the food with my fork until it's small enough to eat. :3
I'm never without extra knives.
Though I suppose if I had to improvise, I'd just use my teeth.
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