My stupid KNIFE!!!!!

[Momiji]

Have you ever sat down to a delicious meal, only to find that you have a dull knife that can't cut your food properly? How do you improvise, assuming no other knives are available?

[strawberryman]

I just rip stuff apart with my teeth in those cases. It usually works.

[Bunny]

I don't use silverware of any sort. Ever.

[Avarice-ness]

Usually I cook food to find I have no clean silver wear.

[DMKA]

I don't use silverware of any sort. Ever.

Kinky.

[Jessweeee♪]

Spork.

[rubah]

cutlery?

I do not know of these social niceties of which you speak.

[Araciel]

Chopsticks 'yo.

[mooglebunni608]

I stab it with my fork until it can be torn into pieces.

People look at me funny for that >(

[Big D]

Even a blunt serrated knife can tear food apart in a reasonably seemly manner. I just get by. If it's a blunt smooth-edged knife, then it's a little more tricky, so I hold the food down with the knife, and rip chunks off with the fork. If you're subtle, it doesn't look too animalistic.

[SpendGil]

If my knives get too dull, I usually get my mom to chew up my food and regurgitate it into my mouth.

[Jimsour]

Like what? What type of food?

Steak? Rip it apart with my teeth like we would have done a million and ten years ago.

Can't think of anything else I eat that needs a knife.

[Gogo]

If God/Richard Dawkins had wanted us to use knives to tear up our food, he wouldn't have given us teeth.

[Blue Harvest]

I've never had this problem before.

[Randgris]

I've never used cutlery cause:

A. Modified, chopped up version of the original food is served.
B. I'm eating with bare hands (I washed OK).
C. I never been in a fancy restaurant that uses a complex way of eating steak.
D. All of the above.