Name Suggestions!

[Jessweeee♪]

I'm going to start up FFVII again, and I need some suggestions!

Last time I named Aerith "Pottyhead." It was lovely, but that's as far as my creativity goes and I'd like to rename all of my characters.

I will reward your nice suggestions with screen shots of funny.

[Bolivar]

Whoever posted the "my balls"-FFVII naming pictures needs to get in here ASAP!

[Jessweeee♪]

HURRY I MUST NAME CLOUD RIGHT NOW! Barret comes soon after D:

...I'll just name Cloud himself anyway. BUT YEAH I NEED A BARRET NAME QUICK!

EDIT:

Ooooh, if only I had room to name Barret "Sir Fluffykins!"

;_;

Mr. T it is. I suppose Tifa is next...

[Big D]

Aerith can only be 'my balls'.

If you call Tifa 'Sephiroth', then there'll be some interesting confusion later on. "Sephiroth killed my mother... and Sephiroth's father... and hurt Sephiroth... I can never forgive Sephiroth!"... etc.

Yuffie could be 'that bint', I guess - "that bint stole our materia!"

Cid could become 'you idiot'. "You're our leader now, you idiot!" or later... "You idiot... that's beautful."

[Jessweeee♪]

It's too late for me to do this (I probably wouldn't anyway) but someone somewhere named Cloud "God" and Barret "Jesus." I'm sure that was funny.

"God...did you fight with Jesus again?"

[Bolivar]

^Well, with naming Aeris my balls, in Elmyra's (Aeris' step-mom) flashback where the turks come looking for Aeris when she's still a little kid, Tseng says:

"My balls will bring happiness to all those in the slums"

And at the... infamous scene at the end of disc one, Cloud lunges forward, outstretching his arm as if to stop it and cries:

"My Balls!"

followed by:

"My balls will no longer be able to laugh, or cry," etc. Pictures please!

[Jessweeee♪]

I named her "my ass" instead. It reminds me of FFVIII.

Sephiroth(Tifa): Are you alright, Cloud?
Cloud: Yeah...my ass helped me.
(Didn't get a screen shot ;_;</>)

[Aerith's Knight]

>:[

I named Sephiroth Goatsmurfer once.. it was awsome

[Jessweeee♪]

O:

You can't name Sephy!

...plus that wouldn't even fit xD

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

[Aerith's Knight]

O:

You can't name Sephy!

...plus that wouldn't even fit xD

Cloud: "It's the Goatsmurfer!"
Cloud: "We're after the Goatsmurfer."

without "the"

Cloud: "Goatsmurfer, I've brought you the black materia"
Cloud: "Goatsmurfer! why are you doing this?"

It works good enough.

You however, defiled Aerith.

[Big D]

You can't rename Sephiroth at all, unless you've hacked the PC version of the game

[DMKA]

xD

[Brennan]

Super lol XD!!!

[Aerith's Knight]

You can't rename Sephiroth at all, unless you've hacked the PC version of the game

...

maybe I just wanted to see Aerith again.. is it that wrong?