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    Default DISGUSTING LAGUNA!

    Ok I've just found out this - Julia = Rinoas Mother
    Laguna = Squalls Dad
    Laguna+Julia=Made Love
    Possibility= LAGUNA COULD BE RINOAS DAD
    What does this mean?
    Squall loves Rinoa, they may well be half brother and half sister! That's disgusting! Are there any points that could be made to argue against this possibility other than the EW factor?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suvious View Post
    Laguna+Julia=Made Love
    No they didn't. They chatted in a room for an hour then Laguna got sent on a mission and never saw her again.

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    General Caraway is Rinoa's father. =O

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    Hahahaha

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    Squall and Rinoa can't be half-siblings. They're the same age, so it doesn't add up.

    Even if Laguna and Julia had a fling, there was a considerable delay before he even met Raine. He was badly wounded during his adventures in Centra, and spent six months bed-ridden while recovering. Unless Raine raped him in his sleep while he was still injured, and then hid her pregnancy from him... but that doesn't work either, since we know for a fact that Kiros came to find Laguna one year after the events in Centra. Later still, they left to find Ellone after her abduction.
    So, Raine definitely became pregnant more than a year after Laguna's chat with Julia, since there was nothing going on between Laguna and Raine by the time Kiros got there.
    In short, there's simply no way Laguna could be the father of both Squall and Rinoa.

    Unless you buy into some stupid conspiracy theory like "Raine drugged Laguna and stole his sperm, then kept it in the freezer for over a year and used it to impregnate herself when General Caraway turned out to be impotent".

    I'm sure Serapy or Future Esthar would have some... fascinating input in a thread like this

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    whats your problem with this possible development it just puts a whole new light on everything
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    Too bad it's totally implausible.

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    Doesn't stop me loving this though all the same though.

    Str8 Pimpin'

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    Yeah, this is funnier than FE's stuff. xP

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    Ah hah I see - it's just I know they talked for a while but Laguna had the hots for Julia, so I figured maybe they did something they didn't show before he left ;]

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    isn't there a different scenario where he stays in julia's room?
    and laguna does look like Rinoa. its not true but still makes u wonder
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    Quote Originally Posted by PeneloRatsbane View Post
    isn't there a different scenario where he stays in julia's room?
    He visits her, but all they do is chat. Awkardly.
    and laguna does look like Rinoa. its not true but still makes u wonder
    It's a Final Fantasy game, they all look alike except for hair colour

    Besides, Squall and Rinoa are both 17. The chronology doesn't work out.

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    it's japan. They'd show anything if there was something to show!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big D View Post
    Unless you buy into some stupid conspiracy theory like "Raine drugged Laguna and stole his sperm, then kept it in the freezer for over a year and used it to impregnate herself when General Caraway turned out to be impotent".
    Youve solved the theory!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marshall banana View Post
    General Caraway is Rinoa's father. =O
    Yes. So, no incest.. although that would have been a great plot twist.

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