I am going to go with Xande.

Getting the gift of "mortality" from his mentor? I'd be pretty pissed too. Sure, being able to accept your mortality is poetic and all... But, um, aren't we all mortal to begin with? I understand the way he feels! It's like Doga and Unei both received Wiis, and Xande got a 20$ giftcard to Bed Bath & Beyond.

I mean... Sure I need bath towels, BUT I ALREADY #$%^ING HAVE EIGHT IN MY CLOSET SO WHY DON'T YOU SHOVE THIS GODDAM GIFT CARD NOAH!!!!